From lilyk
If it ever came down to a battle to the death between VelvetHolmes and I over who gets custody of you and your love, I would win. Scientists from the future would find his remains and be so dumbfounded as to how and why he was so savagely vanquished that they would assume the Gods themselves had done it as an example to all of humanity of the impending potential apocalypse for crimes committed against them. I think my feelings for him are clear.