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It was good times. I was a bit worried when I saw all those trailers for kid movies when we first walked in, but it turned out to be a fairly decent movie in the end. Hopefully I'll see you around some more. Speaking of which, since you don't have work for the next five days, you should come to Seneca's party on Monday.
I too had a similar accident happen to me with one of those cutting board deals you use to slice through vegetables, except it sliced through my pinky finger rather nicely. And I too probably should have gotten stitches and ended up not doing so, which resulted in this now lumpy pinky finger.
I got home from work this evening and promptly sliced my finger open with a can of cat food. The lid wouldn't come off, I yanked. Something (can, lid?) tore through flesh, straight to the bone, thank god for the bone. I mighta lost the tip of my pinkie finger, and I NEED that finger. Need it for... O.K., maybe I don't exactly need it,... Read More
dude. go see a doctor. I don't have insurance, either. If I cut my finger with a nasty ass cat food can to the bone... I'd suck it up and pay for it to be fixed right.