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Oh, my poor head. Owie. I need someone to kick me in the balls so that I forget about the hurty head.

*moan, bitch, whine*
mschfmayhemsoap:
I nominate:
Stephen Chow aka Steel Leg

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I absolutely DESTROYED my rollerblading trail today.

You see, I do a 13 mile run 2-3 times a week and it usually takes me about an hour and 15 minutes to finish from the time I leave my house, to the time I get back. Today, I did it in an hour and 2 minutes. I know 13 minutes doesn't seem like alot, but when...
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foi:
oh! and to answer your question : i'm a biller at a pharmaceutical company, but now i'm having to do more crap that's not in my job description - stuff that should be more the pharmacists' job. and i'm sure as hell not happy about it.
_pie_:
those pics of Calliope are absolutely adorable!
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I can't, so I won't.
Encountered some amazing people tonight. Their energy is so...intense and...intense that I feel like I've changed. I picked one card and she spoke to me like she knew exactly what my conflict was and told me what to do. I don't want to go any further with this, because I know I'll ruin it. That's a joke, because in the...
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lorelei:
thank you for commenting on my set! kiss
foi:
I know that feeling all too well. It feels wonderful and awful at the same time .... the next day's letdown is really predictably shitty.
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I ask the following things from the people that actually waste their time to read my journal:

1) Say hi. This is important.

2) Tell me the least interesting piece of information about yourself.

3) Tell me the most interesting piece of information about yourself.

4) Tell me a filthy joke. Not dirty, but one that would make George Carlin blush.

5) Post a picture...
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ladycakes:
1. Hello stranger.

2. I burped earlier today.

3. I'm alive.

4. A pig jumped in a mud puddle.

5.

That's my rack.

6. When's the last time you blew your nose?

7. Aye, aye.

nemesis:
Thank you so much for your comment on my set! Im glad you enjoyed it !! kiss
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Dear Internet,

Hi. I am a boy. I have had 2/3 of a bottle of Penfolds Bin 389 this evening. For some reason, I am not drunk.

In closing, Penfolds is a wonderful winery and should be the reason that we spare Australia.

The end.
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foi:
do you have a better suggestion?
foi:
when shit hits the fan, it's good to go out in style, right.
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I think it's time for a new entry.
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sharona1881:
hah, were you re-reading your own comment in my journal?

aol is the same as my name here - im not so imaginative lol
foi:
hi back at ya! i've been full of nothing to say, but hey all the same. tongue
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foi:
what's up with this?

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foi:
Shit. how'd it detect my cooties?

i need to go now. but i'll be on tomorrow. promise. and i'll harass you then, how bout that?
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im going to be 25 tomorrow.. i feel old. i also am starting to feel a little creepy around 18-19 year old girls now. its like...im a dirty old man or something.

*cries*
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foi:
Tres bien. Et vous?
*twirls invisible mustache*

^^^ see how funny that wasn't....

you know, I don't think there is such a thing as creepy 25 year olds. I haven't met any at least ... just bums giving me the pervy eye in my neighborhood.

How's Madison? Never been up that way. I'm very sheltered here, ya see.

foi:
I guess I'll have to try on a strap-on and walk down the street, and get whip-lash trying to look at all the girls' boobies passing by .... you mean, it kinda feels like that ... ?

Kenosha is south of Milwaukee and Racine and nothing's over here.

Proof that I don't have a life is indicated by how quick I replied back and you still don't have a new entry.
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I swear to god, once this semester is over, I'm going to get drunk and masturbate all fucking summer.

Also, if you get an 80 or above on this test, we need to hang out.

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/spontaneity.html

Yeah it's stupid, but so am I!
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glassheart:
later is only an expression of time.

later is now somewhere else!
presence:
love the username .. smile
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dalila:
awwwwwwwwwwwwww love
rayde:
ahha hthanks for the compliment

im actually 5'7" so somewheres inbetween normal heights?