I remember that time you wanted to make out with that guy in the bar. You were so hopped up on whiskey when you sat down next to him and said very loudly, "Do you want to go to the alley and make out?"
We were your friends and pretended like we didn't notice. I was a little hurt even though I didn't show it....
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We were your friends and pretended like we didn't notice. I was a little hurt even though I didn't show it....
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dick_army:
Tonight was brought to you courtesy of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Beta Band and the bitter taste of my regret. Avoir!
Chopping wood is my chicken soup for the soul.
That, and watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre on acid.
That, and watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre on acid.
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thursday:
'push the little daisies and make 'em come up!'
i like ween.
at the end of the song, when he sounds really freaked out, i always imagine this angry little, bald man on a stage yelling into a microphone like its the only way he has to vent. pretty funny stuff...
i like ween.
at the end of the song, when he sounds really freaked out, i always imagine this angry little, bald man on a stage yelling into a microphone like its the only way he has to vent. pretty funny stuff...
gingerlie:
haha.
Whadata, ma dammy, wha-da-ta. (Seepatown on the runny kine, digit ma dammy?)
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rawr_ima_monster:
Pootie Tang?
-sadda tay?
Dave
-sadda tay?
Dave
jjay:
i like your version way better
Oh, MX Studio, how you fucking mock me and my Adobe-centric lifestyle!
Damn my ignorance! Damn my pot habit! And damn the torpedoes!
Damn my ignorance! Damn my pot habit! And damn the torpedoes!
So, ask me how I like my extended visit to the delightlfully wretched little town of Willamina whilst I search for a crib in PDX. OK, I'll tell you:
I've been learning to love wood heat. Not really. But I do love the wood chopping; the fresh hilly air puts that grime-encrusted glow back into my hillbilly cheeks. And my tits are getting big from...
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I've been learning to love wood heat. Not really. But I do love the wood chopping; the fresh hilly air puts that grime-encrusted glow back into my hillbilly cheeks. And my tits are getting big from...
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nouvelle:
hahahah, shit that's funny. kinda sounds like a town i use to live in here in cali, course the weed was good though.
does PK stand for preachers kid?
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does PK stand for preachers kid?
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Tonight she got on the bus, and I'll never see her again. The jealous little girl that smokes too much. And I can't even cry.
Every time I see the truck belonging to the new boyfriend of my ex I want to pull a Vice City on it and ram it until it explodes. But I can't cry.
People tell me I shouldn't take ephedrine...
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Every time I see the truck belonging to the new boyfriend of my ex I want to pull a Vice City on it and ram it until it explodes. But I can't cry.
People tell me I shouldn't take ephedrine...
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debrajean:
arm to cry on here...
When was it? June? July? It was hot. Central Illinois in the summer.
I never pictured myself as a grifter traveling from town to town, but there I was canvassing Champaign-Urbana, looking for gullible college students to buy some magazine subscriptions.
You stood there in the doorway. You said you had to go, didn't have time. But you let me in a for a sec....
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I never pictured myself as a grifter traveling from town to town, but there I was canvassing Champaign-Urbana, looking for gullible college students to buy some magazine subscriptions.
You stood there in the doorway. You said you had to go, didn't have time. But you let me in a for a sec....
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soraya:
heehee. you made me laugh. good thing i'm not eating a donut at this moment. or else i really may have had that obituary headline.
louise:
i enjoy mass consumer goods in a way i like to call "Louise walks out of a shoe store with free new shoes on her feet." who would suspect a bottled-blonde anyway, am i right?
at times like this it's good to know there are countries with a bigger army made up of only women than the US' entire.
at times like this it's good to know there are countries with a bigger army made up of only women than the US' entire.
I just wanted to take a second to thank the Lassie Foundation for being the soundtrack to my life.
Thank You.
Thank You.
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miss_piss:
check payable to?
or did you need cash delivered in person?
or did you need cash delivered in person?
soraya:
those cigarette guys walk around random bars and stuff and find drunk smokers - they work for Camel i think.
Wow, for having moved to Oregon, I sure feel like I'm still in California.
Oh wait, I am back in California. To finish up a web site for a skateboard company of all things. So I in the last three weeks, I've only been in Oregon for about 6 days.
I better get paid for this.
Oh wait, I am back in California. To finish up a web site for a skateboard company of all things. So I in the last three weeks, I've only been in Oregon for about 6 days.
I better get paid for this.
thrasher:
What skateboard company?
and how are you going to stand all the rain?
and how are you going to stand all the rain?
OK, so I'm living in the deliciously white trash town of Willamina, OR.
It's cold, the local townfolk look like they walked out of the movie Deliverance and I have no internet access. Did I mention the townfolk look really super scary? Yes, even the old women look like they'd just as soon cut off your leg and use it for stew as look at...
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It's cold, the local townfolk look like they walked out of the movie Deliverance and I have no internet access. Did I mention the townfolk look really super scary? Yes, even the old women look like they'd just as soon cut off your leg and use it for stew as look at...
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sylvain:
Can you say "SQUEEEL PIGGIE!!"
OK, so I found a subletter for my place, one Ms. Joyce from Santa Rosa. So I have to be out by Friday. Quel something!
Which means I will be beginning my (hopefully) short stay in the wonderfully scummy little town of Willamina whilst I seach for a place to live in Portland. Then it's on to the search for a job washing dishes or...
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Which means I will be beginning my (hopefully) short stay in the wonderfully scummy little town of Willamina whilst I seach for a place to live in Portland. Then it's on to the search for a job washing dishes or...
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I now have approximately 10 days left before I emigrate to Oregon from California. Yes, I am nervous.
And yes I am doing it the right way - broke as a joke with no prospects. Gimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.
And yes I am doing it the right way - broke as a joke with no prospects. Gimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.
eris:
welcome to oregon!
and i totally would NOT have a cellphone if i didn't need one for work and if work wasn't paying the tab!
and i totally would NOT have a cellphone if i didn't need one for work and if work wasn't paying the tab!
periwinkle:
good luck. there aint no jobs here. but we's got rednecks.. yeee haw. lets go shot us a road sign.