i think that it is important to celebrate stuff.
independence days, especially. all of 'em.
not so much anything for lame stuff,
like women's suffrage,
but otherwise, yeah,
big parties, good food, special occasion type shit.
this of course means that tomorrow is gonna be a day of burrito eating and fire lighting.
cinco de mayo.
shove a cerveza straight up your asshole.
anyway, the...
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independence days, especially. all of 'em.
not so much anything for lame stuff,
like women's suffrage,
but otherwise, yeah,
big parties, good food, special occasion type shit.
this of course means that tomorrow is gonna be a day of burrito eating and fire lighting.
cinco de mayo.
shove a cerveza straight up your asshole.
anyway, the...
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tatzappin is on the menu.
my rock lobster thigh is set to get underway today, and of fuckin' course, i have a flu-like series of events happening, BEFORE i even get tattooed. my sweaty thighs will no doubt seem extra excited to get terrorized, but ive already cancelled at least 4 times already, so sick or not, i have to not be the gayest client...
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my rock lobster thigh is set to get underway today, and of fuckin' course, i have a flu-like series of events happening, BEFORE i even get tattooed. my sweaty thighs will no doubt seem extra excited to get terrorized, but ive already cancelled at least 4 times already, so sick or not, i have to not be the gayest client...
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one month.
no luggage.
someone is obviously trying to make me upset.
however,
it will not work,
at least, not in the way it seems the plan is destined to try and make me upset.
i mean, c'mon.
everything is awesome if you know how to tell a story. and so, i have a story. grrrreat.
i'm still doing my hot fire relativist congregational sermons....
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no luggage.
someone is obviously trying to make me upset.
however,
it will not work,
at least, not in the way it seems the plan is destined to try and make me upset.
i mean, c'mon.
everything is awesome if you know how to tell a story. and so, i have a story. grrrreat.
i'm still doing my hot fire relativist congregational sermons....
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gadget:
I don't even know what you're talking about but I'll take pictures when we actually get the lawn up and the dirt in place.
n8urboy:
Check out my sweet corn cob pipe. made it myself.
rain!
unbelievably appropriate weather.
i think suspension time is done for now, and my kids get to go back to connecticut today, too.
why shouldnt i drive all day in the rain?
great.
im still doing this blazing hot epic real-life documentary
learn all your clever catchphrases therein.
storytelling, yo.
thats the secret art.
i want to hear stories worth hearing about people worth knowing...
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unbelievably appropriate weather.
i think suspension time is done for now, and my kids get to go back to connecticut today, too.
why shouldnt i drive all day in the rain?
great.
im still doing this blazing hot epic real-life documentary
learn all your clever catchphrases therein.
storytelling, yo.
thats the secret art.
i want to hear stories worth hearing about people worth knowing...
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billy_brown:
tee shirts are in the need, i gets em dirty, so new rock tees need to be got, make the magic happen.
went to the philly convention, got covered in a white belt esque explosion,
everyone has cooler shoes than me, hyper colour type shits.
said hell o to no one, took no p[ictures, got out of there asap, and went to shoot etta james old ass,
bitch is grimey as fuck, lowdown i tel lyou
yeah, im saying, neckzaps, like you throwing down on me, aand mr "arm and a motherfucking leg, cooler than thou" tatting up the other side word?
went to the philly convention, got covered in a white belt esque explosion,
everyone has cooler shoes than me, hyper colour type shits.
said hell o to no one, took no p[ictures, got out of there asap, and went to shoot etta james old ass,
bitch is grimey as fuck, lowdown i tel lyou
yeah, im saying, neckzaps, like you throwing down on me, aand mr "arm and a motherfucking leg, cooler than thou" tatting up the other side word?
gadget:
that's because you only like to wear them once.
here you go:more of this hot fiery sauce for your faces
WEEK TWO!!!!
whats shittier than a week of from work with no pay???
thats right, kids,
a second week, but this time, jess is off TOO!!!
which unfortunately really isnt so suckie.
my kids are here, and we're off all week with them, and its 60 degrees out.
so actually, wooooooooord up, ninjas....
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WEEK TWO!!!!
whats shittier than a week of from work with no pay???
thats right, kids,
a second week, but this time, jess is off TOO!!!
which unfortunately really isnt so suckie.
my kids are here, and we're off all week with them, and its 60 degrees out.
so actually, wooooooooord up, ninjas....
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gadget:
of course! why? should I stay home so you guys can bang your dicks together with out a female audience?
gadget:
oh we will. It's going to be nice out and NOT rain. then, we're going to take a road trip to maine together. It'll be dope.
the ever-present hottness.
I GOT SUSPENDED!!!!
like in high school, yo.
i got sent home from work in the middle of the day. on punishment. for a week.
y'know, just to re-assess, take stock of my life, and work it out.
i gotta tell ya'll, i have been having a bangin' month! the hits keep comin, too.
nothing says even more awesome than the potential...
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I GOT SUSPENDED!!!!
like in high school, yo.
i got sent home from work in the middle of the day. on punishment. for a week.
y'know, just to re-assess, take stock of my life, and work it out.
i gotta tell ya'll, i have been having a bangin' month! the hits keep comin, too.
nothing says even more awesome than the potential...
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billy_brown:
yeah, i d cover the cost of the flight for you to stay one night,
both boo and hiss.
sat. night is all about groceries and pictures,
balls i say
my pussy could ate them
both boo and hiss.
sat. night is all about groceries and pictures,
balls i say
my pussy could ate them
stina:
you off suspension? Got a warning or what?
I'm into this recent hanging out.
I'm into this recent hanging out.
jesus stole my tattoo equipment.
i mean it. that ninja came back for an easter blowout, and robbed my shit, b.
thanks, jesus. youd think he'd rock a keg party miracle and make enough for everybody.......nice work, lord.
other than not believing in jesus, thats the only rational explanation i can come up with.
also, im still psyched on this shit.. blogging, yo. i...
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i mean it. that ninja came back for an easter blowout, and robbed my shit, b.
thanks, jesus. youd think he'd rock a keg party miracle and make enough for everybody.......nice work, lord.
other than not believing in jesus, thats the only rational explanation i can come up with.
also, im still psyched on this shit.. blogging, yo. i...
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billy_brown:
oh, and p.s. my lines got bumps even with my own machines, gives em character
im not even representing these days, just watching the horizon,
better days my duder
im not even representing these days, just watching the horizon,
better days my duder
gadget:
that sounds a lot like a butterfly tattoo you may have heard about.
seersucker suits.
i got one, yo.
should be handsome as all fuck.
i just wish that all my so so hot firey flavor wasnt wasted on hicktards, redneckholes, and general vacation boom-ow-owberries.
things that are dope in other places are rarely as dope up in the woods, yo.
and vice versa.
as in, guns, yo, and bullets, too.
i have a grown up blog, and...
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i got one, yo.
should be handsome as all fuck.
i just wish that all my so so hot firey flavor wasnt wasted on hicktards, redneckholes, and general vacation boom-ow-owberries.
things that are dope in other places are rarely as dope up in the woods, yo.
and vice versa.
as in, guns, yo, and bullets, too.
i have a grown up blog, and...
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billy_brown:
rewal deal adult type blogging, choosing the wrench type blogging,
moving backwards in time type shit.
im not anywhere near where i thought id be this age.....not close
your motivation is in van down by the river, its chilling with some tarded kid and my voice.
word
for reals we doing some shooting in june, i needs some woodsly goodness
moving backwards in time type shit.
im not anywhere near where i thought id be this age.....not close
your motivation is in van down by the river, its chilling with some tarded kid and my voice.
word
for reals we doing some shooting in june, i needs some woodsly goodness
stina:
i know.. I need to call you. I keep forgetting until it's past 9 and I feel like a shithead calling anyone after 9. And i always remember again in the mornign when i wake up.. at 7am. I also feel like a shithead calling before 11. so I have to make myself remember today.
AWESOMENESS ABOUNDS!!!!
not only does northwest airlines not give half a flying fuck about me, but they also are airborne fuckless for the rest of the planet as well.
they baggage claims offices in philly and minneapolis havent answered his phone in days and days, and the central phone line for the baggage department explained that sometimes hey are busy doing other jobs (like mopping,...
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not only does northwest airlines not give half a flying fuck about me, but they also are airborne fuckless for the rest of the planet as well.
they baggage claims offices in philly and minneapolis havent answered his phone in days and days, and the central phone line for the baggage department explained that sometimes hey are busy doing other jobs (like mopping,...
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n8urboy:
Those dolls are amazing. You're the doll master. I bought the conan the barbarian collection. You can be excited about me watching conan chop heads. sweet.
stina:
WTF. I can't find your phone number anywhere. And I'm pissed. I wanted to know if you would put one of your dolls and ask jess if she's interested in putting up a painting or two in our next art show about "wild things" But yeah... JAmes and I can drive up there on the weekend or soemthing, hang out and then drive your stuff down for the show too. Do me a favor and check your SG email and I'll put my #.
weeks later,
a triumphant return.
without my luggage.
nice.
my pussy eats ribs, indeed.
a triumphant return.
without my luggage.
nice.
my pussy eats ribs, indeed.
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billy_brown:
whiskey and cigarettes, man
secrets to a long life, bastards will live forever and my duders like mr partick dirty dancin motherfucker bite it early
no game i say
dip one of that girls smokes in dog balls
call it even
secrets to a long life, bastards will live forever and my duders like mr partick dirty dancin motherfucker bite it early
no game i say
dip one of that girls smokes in dog balls
call it even
billy_brown:
should we cal lyou dollface now with your sweet new profile pic
them shits is mean, make money money
them shits is mean, make money money
fur= odb minus the b , that type of shit.
thing is, i actually sort of like the guy, i like nicholas cage too, i mean he rocked an oscar for leaving las vegas, worthy, in its day, but the rock, wicker man? theres only so much a guy can take.
you think lobsters can spit hot fire?
i mean do they bring it? really bring it?