I wish, Chels; but I need a computer to work from. I mean, I guess I could get *another* laptop from RAC; but I don't want to add to my weekly bill, so I'd need to pay the one off and then pay for that one and until then I still need a computer that I could do my job from.
Sanity is overrated. I say walk down E.Hastings licking at an empty ice cream cone, and randomly telling one of your gloves to leave you alone because you're not speaking to it right now. Then turn around and count how many disciples you've picked up within a few blocks.
All kidding aside, don't actually do that. One of your followers is likely to stab you to death for your "magic glove" that apparently can talk. But just because their voices tell them to.
This is brilliant! It's a shame I have plans on Sunday, because I would totally do this (I live in Delta).
Have fun and tell stories!
~Jaecynn