ya ever get in an arm wrestling match with a bear?
i haven't, but it seems like it would be a killer time. a story for the ages. maybe wrestle a sexually deprived panda, i bet those fuckers get irate when you mess with them. though it would be embarrassing to lose a fight against the most pansy of all bears. lazy bastards.
sometimes i go offroading in my little as mercury, it's a lot more fun to do one a bike though. you get some very fun looks doing donuts and shit in the dirt on a sportster.
i used to be able to run fast, not so much anymore. tis a shame.
i haven't, but it seems like it would be a killer time. a story for the ages. maybe wrestle a sexually deprived panda, i bet those fuckers get irate when you mess with them. though it would be embarrassing to lose a fight against the most pansy of all bears. lazy bastards.
sometimes i go offroading in my little as mercury, it's a lot more fun to do one a bike though. you get some very fun looks doing donuts and shit in the dirt on a sportster.
i used to be able to run fast, not so much anymore. tis a shame.