Okay, I've come to realize that I'm not really BullPuppet afer all. I was mistaken in my last blarrgh for beleiving this phallusy. That is to say that I could be BullPuppet in the eyes of others, but I know in my core that I am not. Not really. Well, maybe just a little. It's just a phrase I'm going through. But deep down I am greater. In the depth and breadth of my clenched gut I am The Abraham-Lincoln Donkey-Donkey Moses. The Soup Moses, Keeper of the Mosi, and Brother of the Moses-Brother. (not to be confused with the biblical Moses of the Old Testament, different guy) As a child, I was always frightend by Moses. What's your secret Moses name?
So it is writen so shall it be done
My secret moses name is Moises Yule Log Brenner Cowboy Steve McFucky Fucky You Lucky Ducky