blujazzmunki

So yeah, somebody slap me, somebody explain this all to me

So yeah positivity seems a good way to go It's surprising how long it has taken me to discover such a thing.

Me and James from the student newspaper have decided to start a new dogme for record reviews, it basically involves not reviewing items in a standard way and approaching it in either an emotional or surreal way. Basically we just wanna be different....
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So not much to say, bar kaboom
I just wanna hug and kiss you all, even those with stubble...I dont care about rashes
Love you all

Yes it has been decided my style icons are Beans of Anti Pop Consortium, Nick Cave, Sixtoo, Buck 65 and Justin Timberlake That equals very weird and awful style So who are your style icons?
I'm like jello, just less shaky, when I'm with pretty girls...plus I'm sweet and delicious too.
I'm in a strange mood, I think I should go now!!!!

Where to begin, but the end...so yeah goddamn do I hate senior management visits at work, all it means is serious tidying of all the mess caused by laziness, plus my department is huge
So yeah I really wanna cuddle up right now, whisper, and dream of sex in cherry blossom . Alas she is away from here.
Everyone thinks Chris broke his nose on...
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So do I have a girlfriend or not? Laura has gone back to Glasgow, and I know I still love her, but I just don't know if it'll work

Went to see the Cinematic Orchestra perform their score for The Man with The Movie Camera last night, and well simple description is wow, sadly tonight is the last UK performance of it so I suggest...
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Well, well, well. I should be happy, my first love has returned but only for a weekend, so glad I had this one off...which will then stop me going to see her What to do?





I have a beard

Hehe yeah, haha yeah Aphex Twin Richard D. James

So what are the major differences between sex and an avocado? Other than of course one is far more enjoyable, thank you lord for the avocado

So yeah I wanna dance with you
Yes you
You're gorgeous
Yes I'm talking to you
Yes I want you to rip off my boxer shorts with your teeth

"Something dope comes along as often as Hayley's comet"

Why do I do this to myself, I torture myself in trying to hard to find love.

I've got bored of random jibberish. So yeah wouldn't it be so nice and warm inside if we could all wrap together, sit by the fire and watch the rain pour outside.
I think I might ask the girl at the coffee shop on a date, though I've never done this sorta thing before, so I'm lost for words( and I call myself an emcee)....
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