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Itinerary

Friday
9:00 am - 3:30 pm: Be'ezlebe is hard at werk. No lunch break.
3:30 pm - 4:40 pm: Take CTA to O'Hare.
4:40: Find out 7 pm flight is delayed until 8 pm.
4:42 - 7:30 pm: Draw mini-comic at airport bar. Eat chicken fingers. 2 whiskeys & 1 beer. *note to self: Midway Airport lets you take your drinks around the airport...
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wildswan:

1frozen burrito.



Patently wrong!

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If it was consumed frozen. Or does the scotch serve to heat it up?



trocc:
as it was with you and yr girl. i had a fantastic time, and i hope i get the chance to hang with you all again. smile
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I have a case of the influenza. I'd complain about my strict juice & tea diet, but I've been having my fair share of whiskey and beer.

I think I've been neglecting my friends lately. I should cut that shit out.
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ojaeflo:
Hi!
Friend of the goldfish, and I know I snoozed on meeting you proper at Hungry Brain.
I can't possibly be friends with her and not YOU.
And I assure you I'm OK.
wink

Looking at all the SGChicago photos from a week ago and know I really spaced it, didn't I??
Cute, right???
blush
imagoldfish:
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..check.. check.. one two... one two...

Well, 2 double 0 7's been packed full. Most of my free time lately has been occupied by the Be'elze-sweetie (see Figures 1 and 2). I have to admit, I wasn't fully prepared for the amount of time and/or energy that goes into a "relationship." It's been a while since my last one, and this one's been a doozie:...
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subrosa:
I believe I require a copy of the Buttsecks mix. For scientific purposes, of course.

I miss Chicago. I wanna go back soon. And drink beers with you and your compatriots.
elizathetroll:
Not around much lately. Is that so? Well, I guess I can't blame you. wink
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Jesus' birthday was rad. BB and I got to be rockgods thanks to the impulse GuitarHero II buy. He made his very own wind-up stegosaurus, and both of us sang the theme to Jurassic Park as it took its first steps. My poppa bought each of us a goat for a needy goat-lacking village, which was sweet (figure 1). In between rockgodding and boozing my...
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llouys:
i was on damn mountain, tuning up my wa
wildswan:
I hope that, wherever you are, you are being showered with love and magic!
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In a remarkable feat that would make my family cry
nobody had a damn camera.

Please accept the following "snapshots" as my humble attempt to share the moment.

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Be'elzebe, wearing cap and gown, stands bleary-eyed, hungover, and vaguely panicked. She is clutching a note-card with her procession line number and instructions on how not to fuck up. There is a cigarette...
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thefuckoffkid:
Lyrebirds are amazing, eh? But i'm still awestruck by the parrot shooting lasers: Pewpewpewpewpew!
bb:
Maligayan pasko sis!
(amazon told me that it wouldn't arrive till after xmoose, I'm glad it showed up sooner)

Fight Club is a brilliant plan. I'm going to buy my own set and do that here in Bean town too.

I see you soon law dawg.
I see you soon!
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what the fuck is this shit?!
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necia:
WTF, indeed.

And true--practice does make perfect. Now I just need to find out where to go to practice.

I mean, aside from SG, of course. wink
mrcrisp:
when didn't it become okay to answer an unanswerable question with another unanswerable question?
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i- re: last entry's cosmo-drama

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Ok. Ok. So I said she blew it with both of us, but she's broken me down with gifts and books and beauty. I will still get shy and embarassed when Imagoldfish calls her my girlfriend. I will definitely still shuffle my feet akwardly when she brings presents for me, my roommate, my fridge (senor frio),...
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bb:
on the catwalk... yeah on the catwalk... she does her little dance on the catwalk!

pa-pa-pa-POW
pa-pa-pa-Potted plant pow

to quote tank girl "I'm SO PRETTY"
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Straight out of Cosmpolitan magazine's punk-rock-lesbian sex/scandal gossip column. That's what my week's felt like. Highs, lows, wait-I-actually-wanted-to-be-getting-with-your-best-friends, wait-just-kidding-about-thats, juke-box-rockings, pool-cue-slingings, beer-guzzlings, we-should-talks, why-aren't-you-spending-the-nights?, the works.

The weekend was more of the same, except less with the scandal and more with the liberty caps and stimulants.

In other news, Imagoldfish remains my favorite beacon of sanity, hilarity, and tomfoolery. It's a good thing my scanner...
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wildswan:
I know that you're up to no good with all of that "probably get ready to go to work" stuff! tongue

I need to get back to work myself. blush
johnclement:
It's a good thing you slipped in the addendum, because I was pricing bees on the Internet. biggrin

I can relate. I accidentally became not single three times in recent months. blackeyed
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Marching Bands You Shouldn't Fucking Miss

Mucca Pazza - Chicago


Hungry March Band - NYC


MarchFourth Marching Band - Portland, OR


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I can personally vouche for the awesome-ness of the above three. Mucca Pazza had me shaking in my boots and workin' up a sweat. I do have a soft spot for carneys. I definitely have some kind of spot for crazy live shows....
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wildswan:
Awesome!

Mucca Pazza is like this spectacular distortion-fuzz-noise rock, meets Dick Dale, meets Jazz!
mrcrisp:
sometimes i think you love that thesis more than me.