Riding around robbing banks all whacked out on Scoobie snacks
Friday I went to a drunken poker tournement (if you win a hand, you are required to do a half shot, or half a beer... it is supposed to be an equalizer of sorts). I didn't place first, and I didn't place last. (every hands a winner, and every hands a loser). But it was...
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Friday I went to a drunken poker tournement (if you win a hand, you are required to do a half shot, or half a beer... it is supposed to be an equalizer of sorts). I didn't place first, and I didn't place last. (every hands a winner, and every hands a loser). But it was...
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phatlaces:
6 more mins before my replacement gets here, then off to the meeting. And I just found out about 2 hours ago that I have another meeting at the same exact time for a place I volunteer for. Guess I won't be going to that one on time. I just want to go home and get something to eat. 
Not a cranky butt yet, but I feel kinda queezy. Perhaps I'll luck out and puke and they'll send me home. Ha... LOL
Not a cranky butt yet, but I feel kinda queezy. Perhaps I'll luck out and puke and they'll send me home. Ha... LOL
phatlaces:
11 hours today. Why me, on why me? Atleast I don't get salary or I'd really be pissed.
Behold the power of cheese.
I had a bum day yesterday. A little on the blues side of meloncholy. But I went home and cooked and ate Annie's Shells and Cheese (the whole box!). On a side note, I also wrote the makers of Annies Shells and cheese and asked them to make smaller boxes with just one serving in it. I also recently introduced...
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I had a bum day yesterday. A little on the blues side of meloncholy. But I went home and cooked and ate Annie's Shells and Cheese (the whole box!). On a side note, I also wrote the makers of Annies Shells and cheese and asked them to make smaller boxes with just one serving in it. I also recently introduced...
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_sock_:
you so should
lovechild:
mmmmmm. i love annie's shells. your post makes me want to go buy them for din tonight.
i've been kind of blah lately too. i think it's the weather, although i love it
i've been kind of blah lately too. i think it's the weather, although i love it
Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned with acid or something?
The odd thing about an un-published un-advertised but still public blog is that you tend to forget that it is open to the public and therefore findable by the subjects that you are talking about who may actually find them. Airing dirty laundry or true feelings. I was telling someone about my...
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The odd thing about an un-published un-advertised but still public blog is that you tend to forget that it is open to the public and therefore findable by the subjects that you are talking about who may actually find them. Airing dirty laundry or true feelings. I was telling someone about my...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
As a much wiser man than I once said, "Fuck them".
pajamamama:
Well I did! 
A nearly perfect circle, oh wouldn't it BB sweet?
Is there Shel Silverstein Calibre double entendre in this song? (I used to put that book as a favorite on dating sites... and I'm single. (hmmm cause and effect? maybe... probably not)
Or maybe I'm just a naughty minded boy sometimes.
First, a rush, heat, her heart flutters, you can see it, Neo, yes? She does...
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Is there Shel Silverstein Calibre double entendre in this song? (I used to put that book as a favorite on dating sites... and I'm single. (hmmm cause and effect? maybe... probably not)
Or maybe I'm just a naughty minded boy sometimes.
First, a rush, heat, her heart flutters, you can see it, Neo, yes? She does...
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phatlaces:
I've wanted that book for awhile, they're always out.
armelle:
Aww I loved your response to my blog! 
Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is buttercup?
In an odd twist, I have no idea what the day is. It might be because last week was a 4 day week. It might be because next week is a 4 day week. It might be because this week has been a wash at the gym, (which is to...
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In an odd twist, I have no idea what the day is. It might be because last week was a 4 day week. It might be because next week is a 4 day week. It might be because this week has been a wash at the gym, (which is to...
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sanity1n3:
I WAS STRONG! are u proud?! ::hugs::
phatlaces:
Sounds like a plan. She and I are so not planning people. We do everything spur of the moment.
Winter is coming
So I'd recommend A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin. It is book one in the series A Song of Ice and Fire. (heck go read the whole series, it isn't too bad)
It isn't original in its fantasy concepts. Nobles, peasants, bad things from the winter-lands, swords with names. But it is presented nicely with some serious grit in the...
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So I'd recommend A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin. It is book one in the series A Song of Ice and Fire. (heck go read the whole series, it isn't too bad)
It isn't original in its fantasy concepts. Nobles, peasants, bad things from the winter-lands, swords with names. But it is presented nicely with some serious grit in the...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
You always manage to pack so much into your blog and your social life. Keep it up; this way I can live vicariously through your posts instead of having to get my own life.
lovelysitwell:
im ok really tired so im off for asleep.hope your day is good too.xxxx 
stoopid disappearing text!
I had me a big thing about poker and playing and winning and feeling better, and realizing that I'm doing OK, and some how or another, it went and gone vanished.
Let me sum up:
I won me some money BITCHES!
Not going to pay off all my debts with it, but I went to he table with 20 bucks and walked...
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I had me a big thing about poker and playing and winning and feeling better, and realizing that I'm doing OK, and some how or another, it went and gone vanished.
Let me sum up:
I won me some money BITCHES!
Not going to pay off all my debts with it, but I went to he table with 20 bucks and walked...
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starstruk:
Haha.. arent you funny.
I guess everything can be arranged if you try!!
I guess everything can be arranged if you try!!
kaffeine:
47 is five more than 42, which is, of course, the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. So it looks like you won the Answer plus change. You did good!
Open invitation to flirt? You got it, handsome!
Open invitation to flirt? You got it, handsome!
So I just watched Blood Diamond.
Having lived in Liberia and South Africa, it was interesting getting reacquainted with certain jargon again. The pigeon English of Western Africa was close enough to hear similarities between Liberia and Sierra Leon (where most of the movie takes place). And there's a scene were a school teacher expresses "that's cool" with a particular finger snap. The only thing...
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Having lived in Liberia and South Africa, it was interesting getting reacquainted with certain jargon again. The pigeon English of Western Africa was close enough to hear similarities between Liberia and Sierra Leon (where most of the movie takes place). And there's a scene were a school teacher expresses "that's cool" with a particular finger snap. The only thing...
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ah le langue d'amor!
j'ai oublie tout le mots. mais je vuet parler avec Annie en Francaise. j'utliize du fautes de grammaire. Je vais practiquer, et peut etre, I will not make a fool of myself.
she is jolie. and she makes me all 'tee hee hee'
I love the french language ... It is like wiping your ass with silk-The Merovingian (Matrix)
j'ai oublie tout le mots. mais je vuet parler avec Annie en Francaise. j'utliize du fautes de grammaire. Je vais practiquer, et peut etre, I will not make a fool of myself.
she is jolie. and she makes me all 'tee hee hee'
I love the french language ... It is like wiping your ass with silk-The Merovingian (Matrix)
kaffeine:
Mon francais n'est pas parfait, mais il n'est pas mal aussi. Souviens-tu que j'habite en Quebec. I can also direct you to some kind, bilingual SGers for practice purposes.
I can also direct you to some kind, bilingual SGers for practice purposes.
phatlaces:
I'll be in RI in about 11 days, and people in MA aren't that bad of drivers, northenerns usually tend to drive like I do - intelligently.
So far I've lost 2lbs so I guess I'm doing pretty well. Plus, it's not setting yourself up for failure if you pick something you know you can't do - it's maintaining the standard.
So far I've lost 2lbs so I guess I'm doing pretty well. Plus, it's not setting yourself up for failure if you pick something you know you can't do - it's maintaining the standard.
I had a really great first date tonight.
One of those starts at 7:30, oh wow I guess it is midnight dates.
We ate great food. We talked.
Too bad the restaurant was closing up shop, and it was too cold to walk down by the river. But she didn't seem to keen on me coming over and I didn't push the issue.
Cool though...
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One of those starts at 7:30, oh wow I guess it is midnight dates.
We ate great food. We talked.
Too bad the restaurant was closing up shop, and it was too cold to walk down by the river. But she didn't seem to keen on me coming over and I didn't push the issue.
Cool though...
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phatlaces:
"Hungry"? Do you want her to eat you or something? Or have her all lusty over you?
phatlaces:
I don't know if girls get hungry for guys... but if that's what you want good luck.
Eggnormous! Cheezenormous!
Yeah, I ate Burger King for breakfast this morning. It all started because of Sneak King (one of the xbox games you can purchase from Burger King staring... the King) and so around the office we often 'present' an imaginary tray of burger king delight for people to eat. Well I decided that I was going to actually get Burger King for a...
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Yeah, I ate Burger King for breakfast this morning. It all started because of Sneak King (one of the xbox games you can purchase from Burger King staring... the King) and so around the office we often 'present' an imaginary tray of burger king delight for people to eat. Well I decided that I was going to actually get Burger King for a...
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_sock_:
Hey Im back..gift membership ftw.
starstruk:
Burger king is really..really...gross! 
haha.. how are you!?!?
haha.. how are you!?!?I found a new toy at Dali!
We drank Sangria and had yummy yummy food and THAN we drank Porron!
The Porron bottle looks a lot like a bong. It is a shaped funnel that you place at your lips and extend your hand outwards while pouring into your mouth.
Luckily for me someone has a web page with pictures and a youtube
Exhibit A...
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We drank Sangria and had yummy yummy food and THAN we drank Porron!
The Porron bottle looks a lot like a bong. It is a shaped funnel that you place at your lips and extend your hand outwards while pouring into your mouth.
Luckily for me someone has a web page with pictures and a youtube
Exhibit A...
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starstruk:
Sounds like you had a lovely new year. I hope 2oo7 will be as good as the beginning was.
pajamamama:
Nice chatting with you last night my dear! Sorry I fell alseep before I got to hear the rest of the story...you were in the grocery store too long. Here is me being upside down like I said!
Here is me being upside down like I said!