Forming a massive crush on a pop singer is still a totally normal thing when you (and she, come to that) are in your late thirties, right?
What a shame that my new favorite piercing is the one that I can't show anyone.
So, I have an appointment to get a scrotal piercing on Saturday. I've never had any other genital piercings and while I'm sort of looking forward to it, I won't deny that I'm quite nervous as well. But what I'm most nervous about is the prospect of getting my junk out in front of a complete stranger. That is much more intimidating than the fact...
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It's been more than four years since anyone stuck a needle in me for non-medical reasons. I still had a vague idea that I might get more tattoos done at some point, but I was fairly sure that I was done with piercings.
Then, all of a sudden, over the last few days I have found myself wondering whether maybe my body doesn't need a...
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A strange thought occurred to me yesterday.
I have never kissed a woman (or anyone else) who had a pierced tongue. I find tongue piercings very hot on women but although I did once go on a date with a woman with a tongue piercing we never kissed (there was no second date).
Nothing particularly remarkable about this so far. Except that my tongue is...
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Wow.
A couple of weeks ago I entered a competition to win free tickets to Hammerfest in March next year. Today I got an email telling me that I've won!
There is a catch, though. The tickets don't include accommodation, and the festival is in North Wales, which is a bit far to travel every day from Oxford. They're trying to push their on-site accommodation,...
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In a previous gin-related post, I mentioned a couple of other gins that I wanted to try. Having now tried both of them, I might as well share my impressions:
Opihr: Very nice. Based on how much I like both this and London No. 1, I'm coming to the conclusion that spicy gins are my thing. This actually takes the spiciness further than the aforementioned,...
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Just joined Tinder. All of my previous attempts at online dating have been a complete waste of time but maybe this time will be different, right?
After all, how could I possibly do badly in a setting that is mostly based on (a) looks and (b) the ability to quickly form a rapport with a stranger (particularly via text). Those are only my two main...
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