But it's the eve of Christmas and since I'm getting presents and stuff tomorrow all is forgiven.
Merry Xmas!
Damned good read that. Damned good.
You should have pulled a 'Jack Nicholson in the porno theatre from The Departed' act. Nobody would be giving much of a feck about being upstaged after that.
Are you really a professional alcohol tester?
I've yet to see the film, but a brief google session reveals something about a cop and a dildo. I can only assume that hilarity ensued.
While I don't officially get paid to drink one could easily make the mistake of thinking I do. I drink like it's my job. Luckily if you saw me do my actual job you would realize why I'm not dead from alcohol poisoning yet. Damn I'm a slacker.
Thanks for reading and thanks for the compliment!
Cheers mate