Been writing like a bastard on my book recently hence lack of updates and hence no more updates until I've [INCOMING PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN IMPRESSION COMPLETE WITH HAND GESTURES THAT HE'S TAKEN YEARS TO MASTER] locked in [/INCOMING PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN IMPRESSION COMPLETE WITH HAND GESTURES THAT HE'S TAKEN YEARS TO MASTER] the thing.
On the plus side I'm going to renew the...
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Big Ears and Horseface are glove tearing bastards.
There's this new museum that's been built and to officially open it for us common people, royalty has been invited. Charles & Camilla (and Queen Sonia of Norway but since her dominion ain't part of the EU, and the fact her land produced Vikings and I can't stand the thought of Vikings having a queen for some...
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There's this new museum that's been built and to officially open it for us common people, royalty has been invited. Charles & Camilla (and Queen Sonia of Norway but since her dominion ain't part of the EU, and the fact her land produced Vikings and I can't stand the thought of Vikings having a queen for some...
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syntropia:
You should try making shit shiny for rich fuckers... or, uh, as you seem to be well aquainted with that one... ever hear of neoprene? It takes rubber out for a walk in the country... and I'm talking border country where no one'll hear you scream... and slips it the ol'mickey, gives it a nice lube job, and goes at it like an old rotter beating it to photonic porn all night in between sobbing sessions and re-positioning the web cam, and then dumps it's split, ripped and most definately no longer protective remains in the closest mass grave. Nitrile's not bad either!
Hands in the air if you've ever done the above celebratory dance while humming the tune to the Gypsy Kings version of 'Hotel California' backwards into a room and scared the shit out of a Polish woman. Come on. Let's see them dukes. Don't leave me alone here...
Hello!
The other day I saw two characters in a television show have a debate that, at...
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vrulovwrath:
What does Machiavelli say?
skeneo:
glad to hear you gound it as i hate losing thing like that
oh yeah forgot i said that on msn lol
and BF2 is battlefield 2 hope that clears it up
oh yeah forgot i said that on msn lol
and BF2 is battlefield 2 hope that clears it up
This keyboard is messing me about. Three times I've tried starting this blog and three times the browser has back-pedalled back to naked women. Not what I spend my simply-earned money on. I have a mouse for that. The keyboard is for typing nonsense and bunk and swear words and crude insults and silly tosh. Not nudity. No. I feel like telling the birdies that...
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vrulovwrath:
You should wright your stuf into a txt and then copy paste them in SG 
As for the cock, thats a great idea, I think I might use it too in the elections here when they come
Cursed be those SNP
As for the cock, thats a great idea, I think I might use it too in the elections here when they come
Cursed be those SNP
_pauly_:
Well SNP won lol. I did'nt voe 'cos I was in England lol.
How are you doing sir?
How are you doing sir?
In all my fastidious studies on the matter I conclude that it is generally not a good idea to down painkillers with a carbonated beverage. They fizz up and stuff. But I fly in the face of self-taught learning and being the dashed daring swine I am I downed them with Pepsi (Max not the hard stuff, the hard stuff is wrong). When my shoulders...
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lizzi:
Your blogs are my favorite...you doped up junkie. Anyone that makes a G.I. Joe reference in my blog with such obvious attention to detail is A-okay by me! 
happylittlebitch:
I love big hands... the truly are and indication of a great night to come.
Go see Hot Fuzz asshole
Go see Hot Fuzz asshole
Whoa, never heard Rage Against the Machine on these speakers before. The Ghost of Tom Joad just about blew my urban pretensions apart. Man, they don't build 'em like they used to.
I'm almost certain I've fractured my thumb. One of those hairline deals where all you can do in man up and think violent thoughts about how it happened. Sucks. Especially sucks while using...
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I'm almost certain I've fractured my thumb. One of those hairline deals where all you can do in man up and think violent thoughts about how it happened. Sucks. Especially sucks while using...
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vrulovwrath:
I'll kick your ass dude
I'm fine thanks You?
I'm fine thanks
You?
lizzi:
We shall name it "Squirrels In My Butt"! It will be an epic picture indeed!
Park your decency and childhood memories at the door:
Saw it yesterday. Found it more acceptable than that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (raping a gambler because she lost a gun, I mean really. A smack on the arse and a wag of the finger is plenty sufficient.) Called Egg over to watch it. Five seconds in he sees Kermit with...
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Saw it yesterday. Found it more acceptable than that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (raping a gambler because she lost a gun, I mean really. A smack on the arse and a wag of the finger is plenty sufficient.) Called Egg over to watch it. Five seconds in he sees Kermit with...
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lizzi:
Again, you made my day. When will it stop?! Never I hope.
skeneo:
lol ill try nae to
and who the hell if you dont mind me asking is Bukowski i think its something to do with reading but im ilitirate lol
and who the hell if you dont mind me asking is Bukowski i think its something to do with reading but im ilitirate lol
I'm taking FTW back.
There's this horrid evolution in the world of acronyms. FTW has been hijacked by the online MMO, FPS, RTS crowd. Those rotters have changed the meaning to 'for the win' and have thus started spreading it as gospel. I mean, they'll hi-jack WTF as 'wallop the foes' next.. Gracious me, what's wrong with 'Let's 'ave em, boys' or 'Glory awaits us...
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There's this horrid evolution in the world of acronyms. FTW has been hijacked by the online MMO, FPS, RTS crowd. Those rotters have changed the meaning to 'for the win' and have thus started spreading it as gospel. I mean, they'll hi-jack WTF as 'wallop the foes' next.. Gracious me, what's wrong with 'Let's 'ave em, boys' or 'Glory awaits us...
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lizzi:
Lots of things are better taking a dump. Duh.
sweetiyvie:
When I was an angry 16 year old gutterpunk I sewed FTW into my arm with black thread.
I was so fucking badass.
I was so fucking badass.
Fact: I was more upset about that rat-bastard Iron Man winning the Civil War than the Bears.. actually no, I'm feeling the pain and sorrow now... FUCK ME THEY HAD THE COLTS WHERE THEY NEEDED TO BE. THEY SHOULD HAVE KILLED 'EM. MURDERED THEM . BUT NO!!! WHY REX WHY!!!!!
That wasn't at all cathartic. In fact that was dumb and stupid and come the...
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That wasn't at all cathartic. In fact that was dumb and stupid and come the...
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lizzi:
It is not a good idea to have dogs in heat on your lap if you want to wear the same clothes all day.
I seriously laughed at that for a good minute or two. Genius!
vrulovwrath:
Youre talking about the MSN game? Youre going to have your ass so kicked that you won't be able to sit for a month This time I wil have my 100% attention to the game
This time I wil have my 100% attention to the game "I don't know what to say here. Three minutes before the biggest game of our lives."
Well what I'm not going to type is Al Pacino's speech from Any Given Sunday. That would be redundant because somebody, somewhere will have gone to the trouble of sticking it online and now everyone uses that speech to 'fire themselves up' before a big game. I don't. But...
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Well what I'm not going to type is Al Pacino's speech from Any Given Sunday. That would be redundant because somebody, somewhere will have gone to the trouble of sticking it online and now everyone uses that speech to 'fire themselves up' before a big game. I don't. But...
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mr_zero:
Dude, They choked.
weirdomanson:
sorry about your boys man! they blew it though. i wanted them to win as well..but they just sucked
hope you have a blast and moany more man