Easy Bake Oven bake off tonight.
The contestants:
_Sock_
Christine
Tyler
Kyra (Tylers G/f)
Matt
Larry
I will be cooking thin strips of steak
Christine is making mini pizzas
Tyler is doing a pancake cocation that we know will fail badly.
Kyra is doing Mac and Cheese with little wieners in it
Matt is making omlets with a bunch of veges in them
Larry is...
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The contestants:
_Sock_
Christine
Tyler
Kyra (Tylers G/f)
Matt
Larry
I will be cooking thin strips of steak
Christine is making mini pizzas
Tyler is doing a pancake cocation that we know will fail badly.
Kyra is doing Mac and Cheese with little wieners in it
Matt is making omlets with a bunch of veges in them
Larry is...
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I have applied to and denied 2 times to the Gamers girl group thing here
Requirements: Be a girl (check)
Have a blog (check)
Have friends (check)
Hmmm Perhaps I have to prove I am a girl by donating a egg to the company for use on the new PS4 console currently in the making. Or maybe take a picture of a controller shoved up...
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Requirements: Be a girl (check)
Have a blog (check)
Have friends (check)
Hmmm Perhaps I have to prove I am a girl by donating a egg to the company for use on the new PS4 console currently in the making. Or maybe take a picture of a controller shoved up...
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mightyjim4:
I have a question...
The ultra low-cut socks...are they really the next step in sock evolution as they claim or are they just midgets or something?
The ultra low-cut socks...are they really the next step in sock evolution as they claim or are they just midgets or something?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
A game controller? You always struck me (and you are welcome to strike me in any way you please) as the kind of girl who masturbates with a crucifix.
You guys truly amaze me Thank you all so much for the kind words, funny side notes and private male bashing and sweet sentiments sent on my cell phone. Hahah I shouldnt laugh at the male bashing stuff but that shit was funny. Anyways just wanted to let you all know I am fine. To quote a wise man "Its better to find out he...
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ecstasis:
Well, if it makes you feel better...
while all this was happening, I was probably camping the Layaway department in Wal-Mart, trying to get PS3's, then again, trying to get Wii's.
And though I felt as though I atrophied the entire time, I managed, with the help of friends, to get a bunch of both.
Not that I played either... eBay FTW. =D
OH, BTW, sent you a request on MSN.
while all this was happening, I was probably camping the Layaway department in Wal-Mart, trying to get PS3's, then again, trying to get Wii's.
And though I felt as though I atrophied the entire time, I managed, with the help of friends, to get a bunch of both.
Not that I played either... eBay FTW. =D
OH, BTW, sent you a request on MSN.
kung_fu_tattoo:
1) I"m feeling very special right now.
2) It was honestly my pleasure, you're alot of fun.
3) "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" is one of my favoirte cartoons EVAR! (Irwin is bad-ass yo!)
4) "Susie" is very late for a cram session
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2) It was honestly my pleasure, you're alot of fun.
3) "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" is one of my favoirte cartoons EVAR! (Irwin is bad-ass yo!)
4) "Susie" is very late for a cram session
.Have you ever been so angry at someone that you just wanted to kick them repeatedly in the face or ribs and make them hurt. I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking mad at Cody. He lied to me and not a little lie that I can blow off a lie that pisses me off so fucking much I want to hit things. An than another lie to...
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dreu:
At least you found out his true character early on.
Just hug the puppy extra times each day until you find a new love.
-Dreu
Just hug the puppy extra times each day until you find a new love.
-Dreu
bb:
be the _sock_, forget the _cock_!
hugs
hugs
So get into work and discover my office has been changed. I do not like change especially when it wasnt approved by me so I threw a fit. Seems my boss thought Id be more productive if my desk was not facing the window. What the fuck is wrong with people? Yeah I stare out of it occasionally but what the fuck, why have windows...
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mightyjim4:
Yup, but you'll probably end up breathing heavy into my voice mail...I like never hear my phone. The voicemail's typically funny though.
I seem to survive on the text messages right now.
I seem to survive on the text messages right now.
vlora:
That is bad news about your desk....you should be allowed to look out the window for inspiration and day dreaming.
Hope you're having a great weekend
Hope you're having a great weekend
So I guess Codys okay with that fact Im not gonna tell him I love him yet. Either that or he wants sex, so hes coming back over tonight to sleep and play some Hero Online. I personally hate that game but I told him Id make a character with him and play it for a night or two so anyways thats what happened. I...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
If Christine is already on intimate enough terms to sweep your cubby then what is the problem with seeing her naked? 
hor:
Good luck, crazy sock!
Good luck, crazy sock!
So Cody told me he loved me and I didnt say it back. I told him I liked him alot an that I wasnt the type of girl to fill his head with words that I didnt mean and hes upset with me. He was supppose to stay over tonight but said hes not coming over after work. And I said okay. I didnt beg...
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dreu:
When you are a goddess your worshippers will always love you more than you can possibly love them back. It's just part of being a goddess.
How did that lucky bastard get your cell phone number?
How did that lucky bastard get your cell phone number?
bb:
Yeah my ex throws it back in my face all the time
"the first time she said I love you, bb said "thank you" back!" (implied you bastard in there)
I should have been cool like Han Solo
Princess: I love you
Han: I know
"the first time she said I love you, bb said "thank you" back!" (implied you bastard in there)
I should have been cool like Han Solo
Princess: I love you
Han: I know
I am a tired sock. Im one of those sock people who need alot of sleep. I havent been getting as much as usual lately and its making me grumpy.
A new girl started at work on Monday who is a absolute peach. I think I love her. Her and I got along instantly,and surprisingly have grown close in just 2 days. I normally dont...
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bb:
you too funny
dreu:
Male-harem-member here, available for duty
What I did over the weekend
By:
_Sock_
Sex
Sex
Oral Sex
Watched TV
Fucked
Showered
Slept
Ate
Sex
Bumped Uglies
Sex
Watched a movie
Napped
Played Video Games
Oral Sex
Tapped dat ass
Showered
Made Love
Ate
Sex
Dry humped
Played video games
Knocked boots
Sex
Ate
Watched TV
Showered
Slept
He left to get 3 days worth of clothes...
To be continued...........
Hope...
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By:
_Sock_
Sex
Sex
Oral Sex
Watched TV
Fucked
Showered
Slept
Ate
Sex
Bumped Uglies
Sex
Watched a movie
Napped
Played Video Games
Oral Sex
Tapped dat ass
Showered
Made Love
Ate
Sex
Dry humped
Played video games
Knocked boots
Sex
Ate
Watched TV
Showered
Slept
He left to get 3 days worth of clothes...
To be continued...........
Hope...
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_mouse_:
how does a sock play video games?
how does a sock play video games?
bb:
_sock_ for the win!
Last night was absolutely wonderlicious. He got here at 5 we ate at 6, he was really grateful I cooked for him. I forgot what it was like living on hot pockets and Spagetti O's during college. So I'd be grateful to for a normal meal. Anyways, We started playing Halo2 for awhile and got back into our routine of trashtalk and laughing at each...
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:
1) Yes please.
2) Mmmm yes.
3) You already know my secret shame regarding socks.
4) Yes, but not all they way to orgasm, only as foreplay.
5) No. Sounds like a good idea though.
6) I would never steal a heart. I would only want one that was given freely.
7) I try and picture you looking as unattractive as possible in order to avoid unfulfilled arousal but your _Socksy_ talk always turns me on. Like Dreu says, cold shower time.
8) Tough call. Probably Jade Empire.
9) The dragon from Blue Dragon Brand Chinese Ingredients on my back. It would look good but be stupid at the same time, just like me (except that it would look good) and I might get an advertising contract.
10) Cartoon: Futurama/Anime Feature: Sky Blue/Anime Series: Hellsing
11) Christmas? Bah humbug!
12) The closest I ever get to a pick up line is saying "You seem like a really nice girl, you could really do a lot better than me". Best pick up line that has been used on me was a girl in Reykjavik who walked past where I was sitting then turned back, looked me up and down then said "Wow! You are really great!". Instantly we had something in common, even if it was only our opinion of me. I keep meaning to try it out but as soon as I make eye contact girls either run away or spit in my face (I know that some people like this kind of thing but I don't go in for it unless she is willing to wash the spit off by urinating on me).
13) Everything _Sock_-related is good.
2) Mmmm yes.
3) You already know my secret shame regarding socks.
4) Yes, but not all they way to orgasm, only as foreplay.
5) No. Sounds like a good idea though.
6) I would never steal a heart. I would only want one that was given freely.
7) I try and picture you looking as unattractive as possible in order to avoid unfulfilled arousal but your _Socksy_ talk always turns me on. Like Dreu says, cold shower time.
8) Tough call. Probably Jade Empire.
9) The dragon from Blue Dragon Brand Chinese Ingredients on my back. It would look good but be stupid at the same time, just like me (except that it would look good) and I might get an advertising contract.
10) Cartoon: Futurama/Anime Feature: Sky Blue/Anime Series: Hellsing
11) Christmas? Bah humbug!
12) The closest I ever get to a pick up line is saying "You seem like a really nice girl, you could really do a lot better than me". Best pick up line that has been used on me was a girl in Reykjavik who walked past where I was sitting then turned back, looked me up and down then said "Wow! You are really great!". Instantly we had something in common, even if it was only our opinion of me. I keep meaning to try it out but as soon as I make eye contact girls either run away or spit in my face (I know that some people like this kind of thing but I don't go in for it unless she is willing to wash the spit off by urinating on me).
13) Everything _Sock_-related is good.
dreu:
1) From the right person, sure!
2) No, but I will.
3) Tan, thick, cotton, holeless, fits my foot.
4) No, but I will, but I anticipate g-spot stimulation being difficult.
5) Yeah, a t-shirt.
6) Did you check behind the dryer? Did you check inside sweaters and sweatshirts that may have been washed with it?
7) I imagine you looking like Velma from Scooby Doo (the cartoon not the movie) but even hotter.
8) Resistance: Fall of Man
9) I'm going to get the tattoo I want (my first) it's just a matter of time. It will probably be a scorpion on my chest or back. As far as artists I haven't started researching those.
10) Spider-Man: The New Animated Series
11) Yes that would be fun.
12) I always wait to be picked up, it usually doesn't work.
13) I like the mix of both.
2) No, but I will.
3) Tan, thick, cotton, holeless, fits my foot.
4) No, but I will, but I anticipate g-spot stimulation being difficult.
5) Yeah, a t-shirt.
6) Did you check behind the dryer? Did you check inside sweaters and sweatshirts that may have been washed with it?
7) I imagine you looking like Velma from Scooby Doo (the cartoon not the movie) but even hotter.
8) Resistance: Fall of Man
9) I'm going to get the tattoo I want (my first) it's just a matter of time. It will probably be a scorpion on my chest or back. As far as artists I haven't started researching those.
10) Spider-Man: The New Animated Series
11) Yes that would be fun.
12) I always wait to be picked up, it usually doesn't work.
13) I like the mix of both.
Folks were happy.
Food was eaten.
People were stuffed.
There was more Rock Goddom.
The shrimp were popular.
All in all a good time!
haha. Good thing you didn't do last minute invites in Massachusetts. Why? BECAUSE IN THIS BACKWARDS STATE ALL FOOD STORES ARE CLOSED on Thanksgiving (well except for 7-11 and larger pharmacy type things like Walgreen's (no turkey in either place, but maybe some microwave popcorn- or in my case a last minute grab of hot sauce)
I poked you to see if you were awake, but you were making out with Christine so iz cool dat you didn't see the text message.
(well... mebbie something was missing- the guests didn't notice -they didn't know to)