“He's a man who knows what he wants, and from what I can gather, it's tits.”

“You know, you're an all around great guy with great taste in women. And it's not everyday that a guy can rock a sweater vest hard, but you do!”

“wow, I got to give you a testimonial because I put a comment to your journal in the confusing testimonial space! He didn't destroy me house when he stayed here! Come back any time! He's a fine piece of ass and he broke one of my baseball gloves with his heater. Actually, he probably throws harder than noah lowery.”

“Subrosa destroyed the periodic table, because Subrosa only recognizes the element of surprise.”

“He had me at "jerk."”

“the man can deliberate on the topic of the fine art of tit-fucking with the best of them. i'd have had no one other than he show me the sights of san francisco. a gentleman and a scholar fo' rillz.”

“it took us a year of being "friends" before we actually became friends. Some things are worth the wait.

Brosa's my boy through thick and thin.

”

“Think Rock. Vote Subrosa for president.”

“'Brosa's so cool, I leave him accidental testimonials.”

“This was supposed to be in the comments, but it got lost on the cyberhighway and themn doubleposted itself.

Anyway, 'Brosa plays a Hello Kitty Squier and knows how to read, so he can' be all bad, can he?”

“Subrosa, He's One Bad Mother-Shut-Your-Mouth!”

“this dude made a deal with the devil. sold his soul for all that mojo he's packin'.

he also made a deal with my ass... and he probably could make a deal with yours too...”

“My new favorite Newswire writer dwells under the rose.”

“the day that 'Brosa ate my fur is the day that i knew we would be BFF.”

“Thanks for teaching me how to make that shiv, dude. Its gonna come in real handy, knowhatimean?”