age: 28 (Jan 18, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: Self-flagellation

sign: Water-bearing goat. Not to be confused with a water-passing

i lost my virginity: It's grown back a few times since.

makes me sad: No sammich fixins or fire. :(

most humbling moment: No comment.

body mods: Second-degree burns & their scars.

makes me happy: Fire & meat! After that, tinkering. Sometimes I tinker while the fire cooks the meat. It's a heavenly occurrence, let me tell you. A head on my shoulder is mighty fine too.

stats: Renovation ain't the only thing I'm handy at. I can cook & bake too.

heroes: Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush. Stupendous Man! Psychicman too. And who can forget my son, the folk singer? He's also a box, a nut and a celebrity. A mother should be so lucky.