About Me

"And you can write that down, too. Write my name under it, and add a dash. That's all I want: to be dashed." - Mitch Hedberg

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PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. It's not hard to talk to me--anywhere at all on the site; I'm not picky--before requesting my friendship, and if you're unable to do so, then we're unable to be friends. I know you can see this on my profile when you friend request me, so keep in mind that you look like a huge dumbass when you fail to honor this very simple request.