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MistressCrabbylikes but still works for her every time!.

I’m private

age: 35 (Jul 19, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Casino Whore

body mods: two tattoos, a flower on my right breast, and a crab on my right shoulder

crush: Brad Hawpe.

stats: erotic curves

sign: Cancer.

into: Developing my kinky side.

makes me sad: Cruelty to animals.

makes me happy: Orgasms. Live music. The World Series.

gets me hot: My husband. Old fashioned, but still works for me every time!

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Wednesday

JULY 23, 2008 @ 11:35 AM | 4 COMMENTS

So I answered this telephone call and the caller says:

"Hi my name's Billy and I'd like to ask you a few questions..."
He then proceeds to go on about some kind of government spending and such.
I interrupted him and asked who he was calling on behalf of and he said some research firm.
I told him that I wasn't interested in answering his questions and not to call again.

He responds "How rude." (Not unlike Stephanie Tanner, I might add)

So I say back to him

"You want rude? Go suck your mother's cock."

*spoilers*