Howdy all. I am back from my trip to Oahu, Hawaii. It was an amazing trip, it was 7 days of total fun. I will give a full rundown, day by day, of the trip. So I arrive in Oahu and wait for my friends Leah, Jill, and Julie to fly in from Kaui where they had gone on this awesome 11 mile (22 mile total) hike. They showed me some pics and it looked like a very beautiful hike I will have to do it sometime. One of Julie friends, Jeff came to pick us up, later turned out to be more than just a friend, more of an on and off boy friend with lots of drama between him and Julie. Anyways, he is driving us straight to the Polo fields where the Ultimate frizbee tournament is. On the drive there is all sorts of traffic, fucking Hawaii traffic too many cars. He is driving fast and getting us through traffic pretty well. It slows down again and he is swerving back and forth within the lane for fun. It was funny. Then when we are at a stand still in traffic he accidentially hits the car in front of us. Oh shit, none of us can believe it just happened. So the other guy gets out of his truck, eating sunflower seeds, and simply looks at him bumper and says "no damage, no problem" and gets back in his truck. Pretty funny. We get to the Polo fields nice and quick like to check in and register with the tourny. We check in, meet all the new people, and say hi to all the ones we know. The people in this tourny are all cool, drinkers, lewd, and just crazy in the best way possible. So it all turns into a big ass party once the opening ceremony is complete. Which included cheers from each of the 14 teams, one of which involved me beer bonging from a beer thong on my knees as if I was sucking off the guy giving it to me. kinda hard to explain but just imagine. so we party it up and get a ride back to the house we are staying at for the night. basically straight to bed that night.

the next day, Saturday, is the bulk of Ultimate play each team plays about 5 games. Just to explain, I do not play...

Howdy all. I am back from my trip to Oahu, Hawaii. It was an amazing trip, it was 7 days of total fun. I will give a full rundown, day by day, of the trip. So I arrive in Oahu and wait for my friends Leah, Jill, and Julie to fly in from Kaui where they had gone on this awesome 11 mile (22 mile total) hike. They showed me some pics and it looked like a very beautiful hike I will have to do it sometime. One of Julie friends, Jeff came to pick us up, later turned out to be more than just a friend, more of an on and off boy friend with lots of drama between him and Julie. Anyways, he is driving us straight to the Polo fields where the Ultimate frizbee tournament is. On the drive there is all sorts of traffic, fucking Hawaii traffic too many cars. He is driving fast and getting us through traffic pretty well. It slows down again and he is swerving back and forth within the lane for fun. It was funny. Then when we are at a stand still in traffic he accidentially hits the car in front of us. Oh shit, none of us can believe it just happened. So the other guy gets out of his truck, eating sunflower seeds, and simply looks at him bumper and says "no damage, no problem" and gets back in his truck. Pretty funny. We get to the Polo fields nice and quick like to check in and register with the tourny. We check in, meet all the new people, and say hi to all the ones we know. The people in this tourny are all cool, drinkers, lewd, and just crazy in the best way possible. So it all turns into a big ass party once the opening ceremony is complete. Which included cheers from each of the 14 teams, one of which involved me beer bonging from a beer thong on my knees as if I was sucking off the guy giving it to me. kinda hard to explain but just imagine. so we party it up and get a ride back to the house we are staying at for the night. basically straight to bed that night.

the next day, Saturday, is the bulk of Ultimate play each team plays about 5 games. Just to explain, I do not play on the team, I simply cheer for them. We play all day, team is kicking ass, only losing to the 2 time defending champs that we lost to in the semi-finals last year. so it was a good day for the team. During one of the games I go set up the tent. Just across the street from the playing fields is a park, where most people will be camping as the tournament has permits to camp there. It is right on the beach, it goes tree cover, sand, water, super duper awesome. lets fast forward to saturday night, first there was a delicious Egyptian dinner, followed by Japanese drums, very cool. Then a big dance party. I got pretty drunk. Danced my ass of. Made out with some girls on the dance floor. Wound up taking a nap on the fields, then came back to party some more. After plenty of hijinks I go back to the tent. Leah is already there sleeping, she was not drinking so she was sober, although we had smoked some weed. Jill was also staying in the tent, but had found a boy to spend the night with and we did not see her until the next morning.

This is becoming a long explanation so thanks if your still reading. Sunday was the semi-finals and the final game. The spectating was very fun, I hung out with the drunkard team, and got very rowdy. The final was a good game. Sunday night was the pizza party, which they moved to the beach across the street, or rather to the camp area. They had so many pizzas, stacks and stacks of pizza. It was heaven. Most was Costco pizza, which was good enough, but some was even better local stuff. It was awesome. Followed by more drinking games, and roasting smore's by a fire on the beach. Lots of laughter and drinking around the fire.

Monday was my birthday. This was just an awesome drinking day, with a beach hat tournament with most teams not playing, just watching and drinking. My friends worked out a sneaky trip and dog pile on me then sang happy birthday, it was a nice surprise. Then I drank a shit ton of Franzia bagged wine. They had a game where you throw the bag at someone not looking. They have to slap the bag and drink from it. Very fun and very quick to get drunk. After I got nice and wasted Leah tells me we are laving the beach to go stay at Julies house. News to me! So rather drunk I had to dismantle the tent. It was fun. I passed out on the car ride to Julie's house. Once there Jill and I just slept on the nice carpeted floor as we were both really drunk. The two sober people just chatted. We took it easy that night. I think.

Tuesday we went to breakfast at a popular diner, most food options came with a side of rice, rice for breakfast? cool. Then we gathered up some people. Jeff from ealier, and two of Julies friends, Alina and Abby. Both from England. Alina lives in Oahu with her hawaiian husband. Abby is visiting her for two weeks. I think the English accent on girls it super hot/cute. So the six of us go on an awesome hike. Pretty mellow hike, but beautiful. Goes up into the mountains, then along this river with wild coffee growing everywhere. It leads up to these falls that are about 50 ft high. There are places to climb up on the rocks at various heights to jump from. I climb to the low spot, then to the second highest which was about 30ft. it was fun. I smacked my arm pretty good on the water. silly me. after the fun hike we went for sushi. after having to push start jeff motor bike. had to push it up, then down this hill twice. it was not easy, probably harder than the hike. luckily he got it started. we went to ninja sushi. fare price, quickly made. i love sushi. after that we went to the beach for a while. later that night we went to a local pub that had just opened, very trying to be english style, which was perfect for the two english girls. everyone was getting super drunk. i was hitting on abby and the bartender. having a great time. meanwhile, julie and jeff were having a huge fight outside. i was oblivious, in my own good time world. he throw a pint glass at her, she ran off, its about 10:00pm and jill has to catch a plane at the ariport at 11:55pm all sorts of more shit goes down. jill barely makes it to the airport by 11:45 and some how gets in, i'm not sure if she actually made her flight. it was a crazy night. got some drunkin sleep, woke up with the biggest kink in my neck. it was fun.

wednesday we, Leah and I, decided to spend the night/day with friends of hers, named sparky and weeza (nicknames of course) that were staying in waikiki/honolulu and were playing in the tourny. they are a married couple with a 3 month old aborable boy. also she wanted to get away from crazy julie for a while. we spent the day walking around waikiki, which was cool, but super touristy and materialistic. some many high priced stores. we had dinner at one of the last tiki resutrant. I had some bomb ass lobster tail and steak, very tsaty. we stayed the night in their hotel.

the next day, thursday, they had a flight at 2pm, but my flight was not unil 11pm. so i had sometime to kill after they went to the airport. i walked around the beach for a while and then decide to make my way towards a titty bar that sparky told me about. i have a big heavy back pack on and don't know where i'm going but i just keep going. surprisingly i found it. when i go in there is no one there. one other guy. and the owner this old asian woman. she was hilarious. i order a big 22oz stein of beer and have a seat. there are multiple stages and tvs around but no girls. must be too early, its only 2pm. after a while one girl comes on the main stage and starts lazily dancing. she does this for a while with out taking anything off. i'm confused. is this not a full nude bar, shit! that girl leaves and another comes on the stage. this time a guy goes up the the bar along the stage and she dances for him. she starts stripping and he give her dollars. so i figure the way it works is girls go up, dance for a six song set, when i guy wants he bellys up and they dance for him as he tips them throughout the routine. so i wait to belly up as most girls aren't what i'm into. then this hot girl dressed as a nurse come on. ok i go up to the bar, she starts chatting me up, stripping, i'm giving her a fare amount of money. it was good. she was nice. and hot. and polish, and had great nipples. so then i go back to my beer, probably my third at this point. i consider getting a move on as i had to catch a bus to the airport and didn't know how long it would take, or exactly where to catch it. but then i see this really hot girl. short and stack. 5'0 with some brand new big titties. so she dances for me on the stage. chatting me up, she was even nice. after the set, which i only got one song out of the 6. she asks if i want a private show. she breaks down some prices for me, i say no at first, but say fuck it. i ever so rarely got to strip clubs i might as well take advantage of this opportunity. so we go over to one of the private areas, they bring us some champange, she starts dancing. i tell her that i'm not sure of what boudaries we have as this is a private show. she tells me she will tell me what to do and do things for me. i like. she had a great set of tits. tells me how they are new and that her nipple are very sensitive and to be careful of that. (I may give too much detail here) she starts grinding her ass on my croch and i get super hard. she is impressed with my size and starts stroking it in my shorts. i tell her if she keeps that up shes going to make me cum in my shorts. she says then ill have you cum in my mouth. i am speach less at this point. she pulls my shorts down a bit. and cock goes in her mouth. understandably i don't last very long and cum in her mouth. i have never had that done by a stripper before and can't really believe it. then they call her up for her next set on stage. we say quick good byes, i grab my bag and leave. still running it through my mind. replaying it over and over with gleeful disbelife. i catch the bus right down the street and am on my was to the airport. i am quite buzzed from the beer and champange. once at the airport it is only 8pm or so so i get a burger. which was the shittest most expensive burger i've ever had. it was $14 and on par with burger king. but what ever i just got an awesome bj from a super hot stripper. after time i catch the plane. it takes off. i'm sitting in the eisle seat with a girl next to me and a older guy next to her. she was fine, quiet. he was the loudest most annoying snorer i have ver encountered. so I did not sleep becuase of him. and this is an over night flight and when i get in to town in the morning i basically have to go straight to work.

so the next morning we arrive on time at the airport, i am super tired and can't wait to get home and shower. i take the light rail home passing out once or twice on the way.

so that was my trip. the long and short of it. i'm sure i left out some cool stuff. but to me the hike, the pizza, the blow job, and of course all the cool new poeple that i met we the best parts. i look forward to doing the same trip next year. but this time i may learn how to play ultimate frizzbee so that i can play. thanks to any who read my rambling story. leave me a comment if you want or want me to elaborate on anything. oh, it was such a fun adventure. now i am home, boring old home. i will have to find some adventure around here soon....anyways i have to do somethings now.....i love you all