From bankky
I do hereby solemnly swear to the whereabouts of this lovely young lass on the night in question,per se, your HONOR, sir. I do hereby also swear she is definetly worth committing perjury for (if your gonna base these things on a purely physical thing),what the hell? Its not like she killed anyone I know.That is now and forever shall be my testimony on behalf of the BEAUTIFUL, MS. REESE.