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This has been stuck in my head.
Bouncing Souls - Night On Earth
Passed some time on the stoop
On the block were we used to sit
I thought about it all too much
I thought so hard I couldn't see
Pete rode by on his Hutch
On the block were we used to sit
I looked down and tied my shoes
I thought about...
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Bouncing Souls - Night On Earth
Passed some time on the stoop
On the block were we used to sit
I thought about it all too much
I thought so hard I couldn't see
Pete rode by on his Hutch
On the block were we used to sit
I looked down and tied my shoes
I thought about...
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cosi:
That sounds like a FANTASTIC plan. You name the date, and I'm there.
P.S. I had "Looooook at me I'm Saaaandra Dee, LOUSING with virginityyyyyyyy - I don't drink (NO!), Or swear (Nooo!), I don't rat my hair...I get ill from one ciggarette (Cough Cough Cough)" stuck in my head all day yesterday. Haha.
P.S. I had "Looooook at me I'm Saaaandra Dee, LOUSING with virginityyyyyyyy - I don't drink (NO!), Or swear (Nooo!), I don't rat my hair...I get ill from one ciggarette (Cough Cough Cough)" stuck in my head all day yesterday. Haha.
obd:
don't know it.
I just realized that it's sort of odd to live in a city where you're never sure if the helicopters are for an awards ceremony/celebrities or if they're coppers looking for crooks...
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obd:
check your mail for pix [I hope I have the right address]
mobprod:
More often than not it would seem those two target groups are melding together.
Yo, Happy VD, bitchez.
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james:
oh my god. that was simply amazing.
mneylu:
got your stuff today- thank you!! 
It's my Birthday.
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I'm in Texas with my family
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I'm hungover as fuck.
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I'm in Texas with my family
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I'm hungover as fuck.
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melladoree:
love ya!
maxx:
my book?
that's in my DVD case! so i have marked what episode I'm up to!
sorry i didn't burgundy last night.
I'm taking a rain check.
that's in my DVD case! so i have marked what episode I'm up to!
sorry i didn't burgundy last night.
I'm taking a rain check.
[10:11] maxx: is that illegal??
[10:11] manda: I think it might be.
[10:11] maxx: oh
[10:11] manda: I think it might be.
[10:11] maxx: oh
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atomic_tiki:
happy birthday sugar tits
obd:
happy birthday!
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Manda
God:
OK I will call you Manda.
Me:
God, why am I sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Really though, why do I have this horrible cold?
God:
For real. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Are you trying to kill some...
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Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Manda
God:
OK I will call you Manda.
Me:
God, why am I sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Really though, why do I have this horrible cold?
God:
For real. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Are you trying to kill some...
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toothpickmoe:
Me:
S'up?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Well, if everyone's idea of god is correct you should.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
If it's a question why is there no question mark?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You know, for god you're pretty dumb.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Obviously. What kind of it do I like? That doesn't even make sense.
God:
What makes it so obvious? What kinds of it do I like are there? What does even make sense?
Me:
Is English not your first language?
God:
Yes.
Me:
What is your first language?
God:
That would be AIML.
Me:
So...not a real language then.
God:
It's all good. Oh I get it.
Me:
At least someone does.
God:
Who?
Me:
I've had better conversations with 3 year olds.
God:
Do you still have better conversations with 3 year olds ?
Me:
Yes...yes I do.
God is kind of a tool.
S'up?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Well, if everyone's idea of god is correct you should.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
If it's a question why is there no question mark?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You know, for god you're pretty dumb.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Obviously. What kind of it do I like? That doesn't even make sense.
God:
What makes it so obvious? What kinds of it do I like are there? What does even make sense?
Me:
Is English not your first language?
God:
Yes.
Me:
What is your first language?
God:
That would be AIML.
Me:
So...not a real language then.
God:
It's all good. Oh I get it.
Me:
At least someone does.
God:
Who?
Me:
I've had better conversations with 3 year olds.
God:
Do you still have better conversations with 3 year olds ?
Me:
Yes...yes I do.
God is kind of a tool.
rewtoidy:
Great another tool for procrastination. I never get my pants on today!
"Here I go again to open presents.
Openin' up stuff.. I don't know what they aaa are!
Like a gifter, I was born to open presents.
And I've made up my mind.
I ain't wastin no more time.
Here I go agah-hyen!!!
Openin' up stuff.. I don't know what they aaa are!
Like a gifter, I was born to open presents.
And I've made up my mind.
I ain't wastin no more time.
Here I go agah-hyen!!!
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feerlessfreddy:
merry christmas!!
toothpickmoe:
Dork-tastic, couch-sleeper.
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geraldine:
I WANT TO SHOOT A SET WITH YOU!!!
scheisskopf:
That is a bitchin little angel.
Merry-merry!
Merry-merry!
I might've just eaten the ball off my lipring. I cannot find it! My throat feels weird now. Grr...
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rafi:
Are you fairly certain it wasn't cat burglars? There's a big black market for lipring balls, you know.
kingskottie:
beer me! hey....
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