I didn't sign up for this.
Not one person you see today elected to be born. Not one.
Shalom Alusander is my new favorite author:
'God,' says Joel Osteen, 'wants you to enjoy life to the fullest.'
Has anyone ever punched Joel Osteen in the face? I mean really just hauled off and clocked that fucker right in the face? The teeth look new, so...
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Not one person you see today elected to be born. Not one.
Shalom Alusander is my new favorite author:
'God,' says Joel Osteen, 'wants you to enjoy life to the fullest.'
Has anyone ever punched Joel Osteen in the face? I mean really just hauled off and clocked that fucker right in the face? The teeth look new, so...
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bradleyoliver:
today is michael jacksons 50th bday!
sheila:
OMG i love you so much I had such a great time at Shitterbaun! I hope we can hang out soon! Call me when you're free! (Wed?)
Let me start off with this, how ridiculous would it be for me to be in aa Will.I.Am. video? For years now my most vivid and lofty dream is to be in a rap video. Why don't rappers want me in there videos? I can booty dance- I can even move one butt cheek at time. I can clap my ass. And I know all...
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adalae:
i miss your face i think you should start a seattle jar with campbell!
liilii:
I miss you... ♥
I've been out of internet for a while, so it's been just annoying three second snippets of getting to be on SG- which is frustrating because SG is my crack!
The Beauty Bar night was really fun. SOMEONE has a whole lot of really cool pictures that they haven't emailed to me yet so I can't share with you how great it was. But...soooon.
If...
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The Beauty Bar night was really fun. SOMEONE has a whole lot of really cool pictures that they haven't emailed to me yet so I can't share with you how great it was. But...soooon.
If...
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frankdelgato:
Jobless?
Good thing you had *AHEM* "Plan B" brought up a bit ago.
It's not creepy, you needed to save money on laundry anyways, right?
Hell, sell Polaroids off as "One of a kind"
THAT SET IS HOT!!!!
I love that new look. Damn...!
Good thing you had *AHEM* "Plan B" brought up a bit ago.
It's not creepy, you needed to save money on laundry anyways, right?
Hell, sell Polaroids off as "One of a kind"
THAT SET IS HOT!!!!
I love that new look. Damn...!
dwam:
I wish we live next door too !!! 
I think many people enjoy the ugshot, but, arrh, the set is too short !!!!
I think many people enjoy the ugshot, but, arrh, the set is too short !!!!
I'm so bored right now.
So very unspeakably bored.
Don't ever work retail. Like, just don't do it. And if you already do, then, I guess run screaming into the night. I want a new job. Does anyone have a nice little tattoo shop that needs a floorgirl? One thing that does help a little is that we are going to start filming the webtv...
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So very unspeakably bored.
Don't ever work retail. Like, just don't do it. And if you already do, then, I guess run screaming into the night. I want a new job. Does anyone have a nice little tattoo shop that needs a floorgirl? One thing that does help a little is that we are going to start filming the webtv...
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sunshine:
i think you need a new set baaaaad! 
ohdang:
The Boosh is excellent! I love your Boosh tattoo. My boss has one of the black skull on her arm. Hilarious!
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fatality:
I want to see you again sooooooooon!
shotgun:
thanks for makin out with me lol
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monroe:
A Mighty Boosh tattoo? Now I love you even more!
viking:
OMG Naboo's head! I love him. He's Vince's brother in real life. He's so cute looking 
Evangeline: And then I went to Opal Divine's and i was wearing boots but the guy was like 'i know you, you're the girl i see around town in those amazing thigh high socks!'
Zach Muhn: So now you're the sock girl.
E: I guess so.
Z: I'm sure that there are worse thing thatcould-
E: Hey, Listen, on a scale of one to ten,...
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Zach Muhn: So now you're the sock girl.
E: I guess so.
Z: I'm sure that there are worse thing thatcould-
E: Hey, Listen, on a scale of one to ten,...
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zak:
wow it's been a long time since i've seen or heard of someone talking about a hamster as a pet.. thats weird. my sisters and i all had hamsters growing up. they poop a lot but damn are they cute!
i wish the SG night you're hosting was starting this month! the truth is, i have to leave austin. i'm going back to canada on june 1st.
i didn't get the work visa i applied for, and i can only stay here for so long before they deport my ass. i really don't want to get kicked out- that would mean that i could never come back- so i'm being (begrudgingly) proactive
i wish the SG night you're hosting was starting this month! the truth is, i have to leave austin. i'm going back to canada on june 1st.
i didn't get the work visa i applied for, and i can only stay here for so long before they deport my ass. i really don't want to get kicked out- that would mean that i could never come back- so i'm being (begrudgingly) proactive
brooklyn:
I'm glad that you liked the Fatality + Ginary set that I shot! Thanks for the lovely comment!
Hopefully we'll get to meet and have that camera fun we talked about!
Hopefully we'll get to meet and have that camera fun we talked about!
oh man.
Today has been cool/shitty. Tomorrow i have my trial for my DWI from sixmonths ago. Sometimes, i really hate Texas.
Other times, like every other time, i really love Texas. I love Austin. Even when i'm poor- like now. I am working at Perfect Ten tonight to hopefully counteract this poorness.
I feel so stagnant and hopeless. I feel like i need to...
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Today has been cool/shitty. Tomorrow i have my trial for my DWI from sixmonths ago. Sometimes, i really hate Texas.
Other times, like every other time, i really love Texas. I love Austin. Even when i'm poor- like now. I am working at Perfect Ten tonight to hopefully counteract this poorness.
I feel so stagnant and hopeless. I feel like i need to...
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campbell:
you = perdy
sydfloyd:
Great story. It could always be worse. Worst oral I ever had, the girl at jalapenos before.
RIPSXSW08
I hate live music. I know, right? I have a pretty Jewy reason behind it, too. It's too loud, you have to scream in the ear your mates just to tell them you're going to the bathroom, it's hell to get a drink and get back to your spot and i never know what to do with my hands. I feel so awkward and...
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I hate live music. I know, right? I have a pretty Jewy reason behind it, too. It's too loud, you have to scream in the ear your mates just to tell them you're going to the bathroom, it's hell to get a drink and get back to your spot and i never know what to do with my hands. I feel so awkward and...
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sydfloyd:
Whenever I go see a band I stand in the back and jsut listen. Cuz I mean, It's not like I'm not gonna hear it. And then if I want to I work my way to the front.
lyric:
haha girl i used to HATE hate hate live music!! i still dont listen to it often if im not actually at a show. however I think with the right people (and alot of times the right amount of booze) it can be SO awesome!
the only thing I still REALLY hate is pushing not moshing but just that annoying pushing people do through whole shows its just to intense and I just want to enjoy the music and catch a guitar pick *i totally collect them*
sounds lame but I went to see maroon 5 and it was so calm and no pushing and I was right up front it was so rad.
=)
the only thing I still REALLY hate is pushing not moshing but just that annoying pushing people do through whole shows its just to intense and I just want to enjoy the music and catch a guitar pick *i totally collect them*
sounds lame but I went to see maroon 5 and it was so calm and no pushing and I was right up front it was so rad.
=)
Friends, Romans, countrymen, send me your cheers!
Hear comes March, truly in like a lion. Only a lion from somewhere cold and disgusting, not a normal lion from warm sunny Africa. It might snow tonight. That's ridiculous.
Especially ridiculous because i will be working tonight at Perfect 10 Gentlemen's Club. It'll be fun, i will be dancing and naked and gyrating and hopefully drunk. Come...
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Hear comes March, truly in like a lion. Only a lion from somewhere cold and disgusting, not a normal lion from warm sunny Africa. It might snow tonight. That's ridiculous.
Especially ridiculous because i will be working tonight at Perfect 10 Gentlemen's Club. It'll be fun, i will be dancing and naked and gyrating and hopefully drunk. Come...
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bhavok:
Wow! That's messed up, but extremely funny.. Dudes can be such creeps @ the bars..
elipsis:
oh, how that made me giggle...
and twizzlers are yummy...
and thank you for the comment on my set, pretty lady!...
and twizzlers are yummy...
and thank you for the comment on my set, pretty lady!...
I love my job. I sell shoes. The shoes are fine and all but it's the people i work with that really do it for me, i think i've mentioned this before.
You know when people just GET you? We're a well oiled machine; we get each other. Mix that in with almost complete lack of customers and you get a very Clerks-esque situation.
It's...
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You know when people just GET you? We're a well oiled machine; we get each other. Mix that in with almost complete lack of customers and you get a very Clerks-esque situation.
It's...
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sheila:
You're welcome to come visit me anytime. Although I'm leaving for Istanbul on Thursday and I'm not coming home till the 14th. But after that, definitely!
brightredscream:
This made me giggle ♥
Do me a square and if you haven't checked out the set i have in hopefuls, do it now. It's quickly being eclipsed by random nakedness...that's all i'll say.
So last night was like this:
Russell. Russell. Russell? Russell russelll. I could smell him when i breathed. I could feel him when i blinked. I could close my eyes and imagine the kill, could practically...
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So last night was like this:
Russell. Russell. Russell? Russell russelll. I could smell him when i breathed. I could feel him when i blinked. I could close my eyes and imagine the kill, could practically...
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moira:
Lady, let me say thank you for that thoughtful comment of yours on my new set.
Off to check out your smashing body in hopefuls now.
Off to check out your smashing body in hopefuls now.
gatsby:
what tattoo are you gonna get?? and thank you for the myspace add. have i told you i've got such a crush on you?
xo
xo