About Me

I'm just that drunk tattooed girl standing in the bar,
smoking endless cigarettes, whiskey in one hand, wine in the other. Sailor mouthed, hippie hearted, well dressed cunt.
I have a kind heart, a metal fist, and an iron liver.

My dancing shoes are always on,
and I happen to collect jokes.
I live out of a bag,...Professional Gypsy & Lush.
Everyone loves presents.



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