“i honestly think that i have never ever seen such a attractive woman in my life”

“Alexis is the kind of girl who makes you want to do things that are illegal in Utah.”

“Alexis has perfected the shy-innocent/wild-child dynamic, few can resist. She's mysterious but with a bit of small town wonder; you know she loves the Mennonites, and Jesus is her homeboy. She showed me how it's done in Philly, and the SuperBowl will never be the same.

also, I'm now fairly curious about this, now missing, best fantasy on all SG that Morgan speaks of.”

“Alexis is the reason I allow SG to take my money. Her sets are the best and so is she. Keep rockin!”

“Alexis is completely wonderful. In so many ways she reminds me of who I am, and who I would like to be.

You couldn't wish to be so lucky.”

“alexis definitely stabbed me with her sword at the SG halloween party. she was a hot pirate. yarr.”

“So... will you ever do a photoset with you an Winnie the Poo? It would be the best One yet, Peewee could catch yall in the middle of it it would be awesome!!! You could call it "Fuck Innocence, Fuck POO," or "Fuck Peewee, Fuck Poo." ”

“alexis rules!!! i am training to be her ninja so that nothing bad happens to her again!!!”