BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST MEATS

Sausage

VS


Bacon

VS


Ham

In the end, there can be only one.

Can it be a mix of the three?

So you want peace at the breakfast table huh? Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you hippie? You wheatgrass swilling college types with your trendy sportcoats with the patched elbows make me want to puke! And after I puke I'm gonna eat more breakfast! So, thank you I guess!

Nom

sausage links > bacon > sausage patties > ham

No, I want some sort of pattie with ALL THREE BREAKFAST MEATS MIXED TOGETHER.

And then fried.

hamconsage?

Also, Puppies, I generally agree that links > patties, except that the upper end of the quality range on patties is really long, and sometimes you find patties that are pure heaven. As though someone took their snowblower, threw in some spices and drove directly at the pig. That fresh and good.

Wow. Just....wow.


Wow.

Sauconam


Also, I may make this.

That isn't sausage.

This is sausage!

you made a cheeseburger pizza. of course you're going to make this.

mmm....that sounds good.

unfortunately, everywhere i've ever had patties, they've been dried out and lacking the nice bit of grease and sealed-in flavor that i usually get with links.

but now i must seek this patty nirvana you speak of. you've given me a new goal.

I love canadian bacon and salted pork, but I don't like bacon.
I love germany sausages, but I don't like sausages which are made in the states or Japan.

I'm so picky for breakfast meats.

Canadian bacon < Munichen white sausage < salted pork < normal bacon < sausage link < sausage patties

NO HAM for my breakfast please!

OMG.
This is my favorite one!

pansies

Cow for breakfast? I THINK NOT.

The Bloody Mary, though, is a clear yes.

Mmm yessss. Spread it over some pumpernickel with a little Inglehoffer mustard = yummy breakfast.

not all of us can partake of the anti-Semitic breakfast meats

plus...ITS A FRIKKIN STEAK

STEAK > EVERYTHING ELSE

There is a cut called "breakfast steak" which is a small, tender steak. And if you're really good, you cook it wrapped in bacon

Some luxury hotels in Japan, they have breakfast steak on their morning meal menu, but I have never seen anyone who ordered it.
I'd love to try it someday.

I'm half-Semitic and I can partake in such meals.

Bacon.

Was there ever any question?

bacon is the best by itself. but i'll take all three in an omelette, with another side of bacon, and a steak.

Bacon > All the deities of the major world religions combined into a god sausage patty (or link...depending on your preference)