Creative Writing 101

okay, your assignment is: write a story (just a basic story outline) that involves the following 4 items: a sullen teen, a day-old meatloaf, a platform shoe (i guess i can let you use 2 shoes), and a bong.

One day there was a sullen teen wearing platform shoes eating a day-old meatloaf out of a bong.

One day there was a sullen day-old meatloaf, eating teen with a bong in platform shoes.

*looks at calendar*

is today "think of the gayest fucking topic possible" day?

Did I miss a memo?

that cat must be so famous by now

yes, there WAS a memo. I sent it to every registered Super-Homo, so you should have gotten it.

crossdressing boy, in appropriately sexy platforms, learns the true meaning of love and loss when he throws away day old meatloaf. Then he consoles himself with his bong. then he goes out and picks up 50 prostitutes and kills them only because it seems timely.

she just didn't care about grimace the bong anymore, as he was starting to bring her more grief than good... her stomach rumbled, making her wonder if there were any leftovers in the fridge that could end her sadness. happiness rarely comes in the form of a day old meatloaf sandwich, but she was determined to get her head out of the bag, get something to eat, and grow up, get on with her life. it was something that alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

it was then that a lone platform shoe flew through the open patio window, striking her at the top of the skull. it bounced off her head and shattered poor grimace into several broken pieces of varying size and sharpness... her mind made up for her, she rubbed her forehead, thanking fate, and kicked the shoe aside, never to smoke pot again.

and she never did.

-bobby

Writing is for faggots. Just ask my agent. He's right behind me.

hahahahahaahahaaahaha.



sorry.