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waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

NOV 07, 2003 10:28 AM

okay, your assignment is: write a story (just a basic story outline) that involves the following 4 items: a sullen teen, a day-old meatloaf, a platform shoe (i guess i can let you use 2 shoes), and a bong.

talldarkrider

talldarkrider

Portland, OR
January 2003

NOV 07, 2003 10:36 AM

One day there was a sullen teen wearing platform shoes eating a day-old meatloaf out of a bong.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

NOV 07, 2003 10:39 AM

One day there was a sullen day-old meatloaf, eating teen with a bong in platform shoes.

Amitabha

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV
July 2003

NOV 07, 2003 10:39 AM

*looks at calendar*

is today "think of the gayest fucking topic possible" day?

Did I miss a memo?

Hexe

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 07, 2003 10:43 AM

that cat must be so famous by now confused

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

NOV 07, 2003 10:44 AM

yes, there WAS a memo. I sent it to every registered Super-Homo, so you should have gotten it.

Eva2

Eva2

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

NOV 07, 2003 10:45 AM

heh. swabs.

Esmee

Esmee

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

NOV 07, 2003 10:46 AM

crossdressing boy, in appropriately sexy platforms, learns the true meaning of love and loss when he throws away day old meatloaf. Then he consoles himself with his bong. then he goes out and picks up 50 prostitutes and kills them only because it seems timely.

cornelius

cornelius

Tempe, AZ
OLD SKOOL

NOV 07, 2003 02:39 PM

she just didn't care about grimace the bong anymore, as he was starting to bring her more grief than good... her stomach rumbled, making her wonder if there were any leftovers in the fridge that could end her sadness. happiness rarely comes in the form of a day old meatloaf sandwich, but she was determined to get her head out of the bag, get something to eat, and grow up, get on with her life. it was something that alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.

it was then that a lone platform shoe flew through the open patio window, striking her at the top of the skull. it bounced off her head and shattered poor grimace into several broken pieces of varying size and sharpness... her mind made up for her, she rubbed her forehead, thanking fate, and kicked the shoe aside, never to smoke pot again.

and she never did.

-bobby

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

NOV 07, 2003 03:31 PM

Esmee said:
crossdressing boy, in appropriately sexy platforms, learns the true meaning of love and loss when he throws away day old meatloaf. Then he consoles himself with his bong. then he goes out and picks up 50 prostitutes and kills them only because it seems timely.


Consoled himself with a bong... did he stick it up his ass?

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

NOV 07, 2003 03:42 PM

Cornelius should write scripts for anti-drug commercials.

UnnecessaryZ

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY
July 2003

NOV 07, 2003 05:21 PM

Writing is for faggots. Just ask my agent. He's right behind me.

Grey

Grey

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

NOV 07, 2003 05:21 PM

there once was a teen who was sullen because she had lost her bong and broken her favorite platform shoe. so she killed herself by eating some day old meatloaf.

penelopelee

penelopelee

Pittsburgh, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 07, 2003 09:07 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
Writing is for faggots. Just ask my agent. He's right behind me.



hahahahahaahahaaahaha.



sorry.