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waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:21 PM

So, um, not that I need to know, and purely for intellectual edification purposes, of course, but, how exactly would one go about removing a bottle of Jean-Paul Gaultier's "Le Male" from one's rectum?

williamj

USA

June 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:25 PM

huh?!?!?!? WTF

SevenMag

Blue Springs, MO

June 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:32 PM

Very carefully

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

NOV 06, 2003 03:33 PM

The same way you shoved it in?

[Edited on Nov 06, 2003 by Cherie]

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV

July 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:33 PM

well I bet if I punch your faggot ass in the mouth hard enough the sheer pressure created from my fist will pop it out.

MisterJesus

United Kingdom

November 2002

NOV 06, 2003 03:36 PM

Well it's delicate but you need the following

1 x tube of golfs balls
1 x semi ripe watermelon
some ice cream. SOME is the key word here people
15 copies of the Buggles first album
and most importantly two dwarves

I can't remember the rest but you mothers a whore.

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 06, 2003 03:37 PM

le male?

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

NOV 06, 2003 03:39 PM

le gay.
and doesn't this belong in DIRTY TALK?

Heather

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 06, 2003 03:41 PM

le

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:45 PM

wow, the quotient on this is off the charts

RockinRicky

Denver, CO

July 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:47 PM

Hexe said:
le male?

It must have been a lot of work to get it in there.
I'd leave it in if I were you.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:49 PM

it's that swimmer's body. i couldn't resist.

suggs

United Kingdom

June 2003

NOV 06, 2003 03:58 PM

try doing what this guy did:

ouch!

Hexe

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

NOV 06, 2003 03:58 PM

Is it just me, or does that bottle have a slight bulge?

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA

July 2002

NOV 06, 2003 03:59 PM

I think one (you) might find an answer here.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

NOV 06, 2003 04:01 PM

trust me, that bottle has QUITE a bulge

Adroitbeing

I'm lost

September 2003

NOV 06, 2003 04:06 PM

The tongue-in-cheek nature of your post is particularly hilarious considering the JPG-in-ass nature of the situation. LOL

MisterJesus

United Kingdom

November 2002

NOV 06, 2003 04:14 PM

AJ said:
I think one (you) might find an answer here.

In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood real quick.

Holy shit! literally.

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY

July 2003

NOV 06, 2003 04:47 PM

Who are you calling a pussy?!!!

Amitabha

Black Rock City, NV

July 2003

NOV 06, 2003 04:48 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
Who are you calling a pussy?!!!

Did someone ask for your dirty mexican responses?? No I don't think so!

now get back to work and bring me a burrito!

themadking

Kansas City, MO

January 2003

NOV 06, 2003 05:09 PM

Amitabha said:

UnnecessaryZ said:
Who are you calling a pussy?!!!

Did someone ask for your dirty mexican responses?? No I don't think so!

now get back to work and bring me a burrito!

You forgot to say, "Andale!"

SoEffinHappy

Philadelphia, PA

April 2003

NOV 06, 2003 05:36 PM

That's an unfortunate situation you "hypothetically" have there. How deep is it in there? If you can fit something else around it to stretch your ass out a little more it should let in some air and relieve the suction, thus letting you pull it out easier. Hypothetically speaking of course. Unless you want to become one of those guys who tells the emergency room people, "Ummm....I fell on a bottle...."

Audio

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

NOV 06, 2003 05:40 PM

try pushing it in deeper. maybe it'll come out of your mouth eventually.

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

NOV 06, 2003 05:43 PM

Le hospital. These sorts of things happen all the time. I ask my doctor friends what they pulled out of someone's ass this month. They always have a story, whether they did it or heard about it.

SoEffinHappy

Philadelphia, PA

April 2003

NOV 06, 2003 05:57 PM

Audio said:
try pushing it in deeper. maybe it'll come out of your mouth eventually.

Like that old Bugs Bunny joke "I knew I should have turned right at the esophagus...."

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