marijuana smokers

cornelius said:
...damn longhairs'll never learn.

i like to smoke pot, i'd rather smoke than drink... i had previously thought that it was just some adolescent holdover from my rebellious youth, but now i see that what i am basically doing is medicating myself... some people take paxil, i smoke chronic. one day when i was visibly high an old indian lady who was in the know asked me if i enjoyed my medicine, and i said, "yeah, i do." she told me to be sure to keep it sacred and not abuse it... i try to follow her advice, and not depend on it for creativity or for solace, but instead use it to slightly enhance experiences, as well as supress rage and relieve stress.

it was then that the ghost of jim morrison showed up in a yakuza powered mercedes benz, and told me that i was to go to an unmarked island in the south pacific and solve the riddle of self. apparently biggie, tupac, bruce lee and elvis presley had all faked their own deaths and were living on this island... they were to be sages to guide me on this mystical journey. i quickly stripped naked and started masturbating while changing my breathing, forming a merkaba around my body constructed solely by chi and a positive sense of well-being.

i was instantly transported to the mystery island where i discovered that elvis had gone crazy and murdered biggie in his sleep by unhinging his jaw and eating him entirely whole, like a snake. tupac was sleeping inbetween them having a dream about cross country skiing when he awoke to elvis regurgitating biggie's meatless skeleton. he got the hell outta there, and went to visit bruce lee who lived on the other side of the island to "stay the hell away from those fruits." meanwhile, elvis had started consuming everything in sight, morphing into a really low-budget version of tetsuo from akira.

it was then that i arrived, in the midst of bruce lee and tupac deciding what they should do... bruce lee was blabbering something about fighting without fighting while tupac ('pac, to his friends) spoke the virtues of "popping a cap in his graceland ass." i suggested that we all settle down and smoke a bowl, to, you know, clear our heads. after one hit of the chronic bruce lee's head exploded due to tong hashish poisoning, but 'pac was still going since his drug tolerance was equal to mine. we decided that the best way to defeat the elvis threat was to join forces and work together.

coordinating, 'pac used his magical thug-life attack while i sat motionless, my thumb never leaving the little red button on my bic lighter... elvis didn't know what hit him, so pac followed up with his lucky flying poetic justice kick! down, but not out, elvis hit 'pac with a spinning remote control jungle room firey punch! as elvis towered over 'pac corpulently, my bic lighter finally reached it's white-hot apogee, so i struck, and i struck true.

elvis lay defeated, with a small, freshly branded happy face in the middle of his forehead.

-bobby

Flux said:
believe me, just one year at a school where the professors smoke pot with the students will make you exceedingly bored of the stuff.

Esmee said:
yay for pot.
i just wish it didn't have to be smoked. and lets face it, eating it isn't very efficient.
vaporizers?
i'm a health conscious pothead

wildanarchist said:

Eating & Drinking
"The active ingredients in cannabis are fat and alcohol soluble so they can be extracted and added to foodstuff entering the system through the digestive tract rather than through the lungs. This type of consumption of marijuana tend to be both slower and more efficient than smoking it. Further the noxious effects of consuming heated smoke are completely eliminated. For these reasons this is the favored method of marijuana consumption by many people."

I highly recommend doing some research into any medicine or drug that you portake in and question the sources.