I wish I could_________

Is there something you wish you could do but for whatever reason you can't?
I wish I could go to art school, but I can't even draw a straight line with a ruler and I can't afford a private college. Therefore, I'm stuck at a Big Ten University known for agriculture and engineering. But it's ok, because, you know...I'm just so cool...

[Edited on Oct 26, 2003 by Hexe]

I wish I could fly.

I really, really do.

.....be an oscar meyer weiner.

no not really, just thought i was supposed to finish the line

haha

I wish I could...
... win the lottery. Not because I want to blow it all on bubblegum and Bentleys. Just because I don't believe that we evolved just so we could work in a cubicle for eight hours a day to buy food. Who thought it was a good idea to lock food up? Seriously, if I won two million dollars in the lottery, that would be forty years' worth of living modestly. I think in that time I might be able to learn a trade that I like and am good at, and that would support me after that.

The reason I can't win is because the odds are phenominally against me. I still buy a ticket or two from time to time, but never in the hopes of winning. More as a superstitious measure, boiling down to the lotto motto: "You can't win if you don't play."

If you want an answer that has more to do with the realm of possibility:

I wish I could convince Rebecca Roma that I am a guy worthy of her time, to be her friend. I can't because, for whatever reason, she won't write me back and she lives in Columbia (a three-hour drive).

Ooh, oh, also: I have the libido of a fifty-year-old man without a prostate. Why, then, am I constantly thinking about sex? I wish my mind wasn't so cluttered with fantasies when I obviously have no intention of fulfilling them.

i wish i could look after myself and my family. i'm leaving them for the frist time in my life, and it's odd because i'm the kid, they should be the ones wanting me to go, i should be the needy one.
but i can't look after everyone forever, i need to do some stuff for me right now. it almost sounds selfish, which sucks,'cause that's the last thing i want to be.

I want to be a professional freelance illustrator, nationally, with a rep and everything. I want to be sought after for my work. I want to wear whatever the hell I want and never again sit in an office for 40 hours a week. I want to do what I love and get paid for it.

It's not impossible, I guess. Just really really really hard.

...be as motivated as humanly possible at all non-sleeping moments. Anything else would come easily if that were a given.

I wish I could sing.

I wish i was an expert swordsman.

Damn, that's good.

spend 12 months in Michael Schumacers shoes.

I wish I could hold my ex-wife again and play with my step son. Or to even just know what its like to hold some one, anyone next to me like I used too.

Shit dude

Be in a SG sandwich

kill without legal repercussions.

I wish I could be happy like I used to be. I remember when it took very little for me to achieve bliss. Now I'm just.....empty. *sigh*

....figure out what you guys are talking about half the time.

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stay in bed forever. (with my boy of course)

I wish I was in Dixie. Oh wait, I am. SUCK!

... get the hell on with what I am MEANT to be doing!